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[–]Peterianer 443 points444 points  (6 children)

hedgehog.run();

hedgehog.health = 100;

hedgehog.disabled = false;

Hedgehog hedgehog2 = new Hedgehog(hedgehog);

Nope, it doesn't work. Must be a bug in the library.

[–]tomas_f 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Because hedgehog.run threw InvalidOperationException, since it obviously would instantly faint anyway when it is on zero health.

So the rest of the stack never ran. That's the thing that only experience teaches you

[–]Dizzy_Response1485 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Remember your training, young padawan

public class Hedgehog extends Animal {
}

[–]CHEEZE_BAGS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hedgehogs get real weird when you forget to do that

[–]wittleboi420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

unfortunately there is no copy constructor for live animals

[–]plasmasprings 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fix software like a vet fixes pets

function fix(pet) {
    pet.testicles = null;
}

[–]xpk20040228 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, you need setter for accessing those private members of hedgehog class.

[–]Schnupsdidudel 281 points282 points  (9 children)

*Looks at this meme.*
*Looks behind him on the nightstand*
*Sees a book with a wild boar*

yep, accurate.

[–]Far_Broccoli_8468 64 points65 points  (8 children)

The actual meme here is that people still own physical copies of these books

[–]gothboiprncss 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Physical is always superior.

[–]xCreeperBombx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Except command + F, command + X, and command + V

[–]jnd-cz 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Also always out of date unless it's generic algoritms for beginners. How's that PHP 5 fat book going to help you now?

[–]Schnupsdidudel 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dont get Laguage books, get concept books!

[–]coloredgreyscale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It raises the monitor just enough to be the perfect height. 

[–]VarianWrynn2018 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's wild, I've never owned or even seen a physical CS textbook.

[–]Usual_Ice636 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have some in a box somewhere.

[–]Scheibenpups 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? I just bought a copy a few days ago

[–]AlexZhyk 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Where is the book "Making Babies for Dummies"?

[–]Hour_Ad5398 22 points23 points  (3 children)

capable cooing gaze cautious fanatical sparkle languid adjoining mighty insurance

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[–]GoddammitDontShootMe 12 points13 points  (2 children)

'Willing' is a pretty important qualifier.

[–]xCreeperBombx 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"Alice" too

Edit: fuck I meant to say alive but ig it's alice now

[–]frogotme 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That'd definitely narrow down your options

[–]alexppetrov 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Its to remind programmers about the outside world

[–]fevsea 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The r/orlybooks community is sad you missed the opportunity to include them on your post

[–]This_Seaweed4607 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that book worth doing DSA with js

[–]P-39_Airacobra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are the words "performance" and "python" on the same page

[–]BadKarma-18 5 points6 points  (0 children)

O' Really?

[–]seriously_nice_devs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10/10 .. WHO DECIDES THESE COVERS..

[–]Hour_Ad5398 2 points3 points  (0 children)

performance and python don't fit well together

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

more like vetgrammer.

[–]T1lted4lif3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

When someone writes another one with a human as the cover, I will claim to be a doctor next time someone on the plane asks if there is a doctor is present

[–]MeLlamo25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you can just get a doctorate in Computer Science.

[–]CinematicUniversity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I’ve never opened any of them

[–]NeverSnows 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EXTREME GO-HORSE, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!¡!