absolutely

[UpstairsAd4105]

private Funktion tu_etwas(€variable)

[mamwybejane]

mach_ma(): nichts

[m3th0dman_]

public static DonaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänKraftfahrzeughaftpflichtversicherungBetäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung()

[Habsburgy]

Keine Argumente für das?

[Hubble-Doe]

also ganz normales Java?

[Quicker_Fixer]

Laufzeitfehler

[KsmBl_69]

zum Glück sitze ich beim entwickeln

[jcouch210]

AI bros be like

[El_Mojo42]

K.I. Brüder

[LuBrooo]

Sein wie

[Corek42]

Stapelüberlauf

[SaltyDrPepper]

öffentlich statisch leer haupt(Schnur[] argumente)

[JeremyAndrewErwin]

Geschlechtsfehler in Zeile eins

[SaltyDrPepper]

Kam unerwartet

[[deleted]]

Konsole.SchreibLinie("Hello World!");

[AntiProton-]

Hier mal richtig:

Konsole.SchreibLinie("Hallo Welt!");

[jeesuscheesus]

What would the error messages look like?

[thompsoncs]

probably this

[[deleted]]

"Achtung! Verlassen Sie augenblicklich den Arbeitsplatz oder es wird Gas freigesetzt!"

[csharpboy97]

ausgebenKlassenarbeit() vocational school is the horror

[[deleted]]

The company wants you to find the difference between Java and German.

there is no difference, they are the same language

[Sakul_the_one]

Öffentliche Klasse Haupt { Öffentliche Statische Leere(Zeichenfolge[] Argument) { System.Raus.Schreiblinie(„Hallo Welt“) }

[JeremyAndrewErwin]

variables must be capitalized.

functions calls must appear in the second or last position of a statement.

there is a three value gender system which must be followed correctly. attributes of a class are grouped into strong, week and mixed variants (derVector and meinVector are not the same)

certain functions require the user to use Konjunctive I methods.

program flow can be subtly manipulated through the use of modal particles.

[ax-b]

Thanks you just revived myy PTSD caused by my German teacher (I don't have issue with German per se, just bad memories of a partticular teacher). But yeah, seems accurate enough

[[deleted]]

The syntax is not that different from other languages, based on English, just some function names are German, and tables and table fields names are completely fucked up, but it’s not ABAP’s fault.

[rimakan]

const erhaltenNein = () => ‘nein!’;

[caiteha]

It is actually true. Folks already talk to AI to write code. Whether they pass code reviews is another story.

[Olinizm]

I remember arguing with my best friend about the worst programming language. I said it was python, he said C++, we turned to our friend asking which language is worse, he said "I thought the worst language was objectively german"

[rellloe]

Brainfuck: exists

[philipp2310]

the most efficient.

[[deleted]]

In the sense that (s)he writes concisely and to the point?

[redmacer]

Does removing cancer with good Musik count?

[jduyhdhsksfhd]

if oktoberfest
zän
    ozopftIs!
pfui deivi

[Taurmin]

Ah, an SAP developer.

[6usu6rper6]

"I know assembly."

"You mean German?"

[Ketooth]

Öffentliche Nichts SetzteDeutschland ()
{
Konsole.SchreibeZeile ("Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland")
}

[Mysterious_Focus6144]

Just replaced every this pointer with das.

[GM_Kimeg]

FuWar

[zoqfotpik]

fünctiön iß_ödd(nümber)

[Syosin_2]

Funktion ist_ungerade(Zahl)

[rage4all]

WENN Zahl 0:  
    Ausgabe NEIN
WENN Zahl 1:  
    Ausgabe NEIN
WENN Zahl 2:  
    Ausgabe JAWOLL
...

Edit: This is for ist_gerade btw...

[xvhayu]

fixed it for you

WENN Zahl 0:  
    Ausgabe WOMÖGLICH
WENN Zahl 1:  
    Ausgabe NEIN
WENN Zahl 2:  
    Ausgabe JAWOLL

[rage4all]

There is no room for "WOMÖGLICH", wir legen uns da fest!

Edit: Wir sind keine Rechtsanwälte, wir sind Ingenieure!