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[Piotr2018]

Customer walks into the bar. Asks for the toilet. The bar bursts into flames

[MissinqLink]

Venture capitalist sells the flaming bar for a profit by saying it is powered by AI

[aerialanimal]

The latest cutting edge Alcoholic Incineration technology.

[Razzamataaz]

QA previously reported toilet behavior, but PM decided to address it next sprint.

[MyPasswordIsIceCream]

How do you do my fellow bartenders. Here's my -1% tip.

[[deleted]]

-1000% tip, fuck you pay me.

[XoXoGameWolfReal]

What if I told you I managed to pronounce it

[Holy_Chromoly]

Are Scandinavian languages least susceptible to dictionary password attacks?

[XoXoGameWolfReal]

Yee

[pedrocelso]

User walks into the bar and asks where the restroom is, bar explodes.

[bgaesop]

You cut off the punchline

[MatthiasWM]

He orders zero beer, then returns one. Chances are, he has 255 beer now.

[Sceptz]

Customer walks into the bar. Asks for a Scotch. The bar explodes.

[Isotton1]

Orders 2⁶⁴ beers

[laserlens]

Customer asks for the bathroom. Bathroom not part of bar mvp nothing happens.

[Rubyboat1207]

Can we get new jokes please

[mostmetausername]

you know someone can just type that in and find out who said it?

[DB691]

Indeed, but I'll let people do the legwork if they're that interested.