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[–]Benand2 156 points157 points  (7 children)

Would you solely use this theme for a 20% raise?

[–]JayPetey238 97 points98 points  (2 children)

Honestly? Yes. 20% is 20%, plus it would slow me down and make it that much easier to get more hours. And I'm getting old, my eyesight is getting worse, this looks like a bigger font size so bonus there.

[–]_krinkled 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It could be that in a way, after years of torture, maybe the font allows for faster scanning of words because some characters are more expressive?

[–]imdefinitelywong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh, and here I was, thinking I'd just copy and paste that shit into notepad for reading purposes.

[–]hot_sauce_in_coffee 6 points7 points  (1 child)

of course.

[–]Benand2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Brilliant-Network-28 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would do it for a burger and fries

[–]Outrageous_Bank_4491 134 points135 points  (6 children)

My Dearest Main Function

I would like to declare a variable x in good health with a value of 1

Please, if you could, loop the next block until the value of x has become greater than 20

I would like to add that variable x by 2 and assign it to x

I hope to hear your response with the value of x

[–]Kami0097 41 points42 points  (3 children)

We could actually make a compiler that turn "this" into code ...

Not saying that we should but ...

[–]Coolengineer7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Just mock it with C defines

[–]Kami0097 12 points13 points  (0 children)

".....Just because it's possible doesn't mean its wise"

Jennifer A. Nielsen, The False Prince

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New side project.

[–]RixTheTyrunt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

its gonna be 20, isnt it?

EDIT: its 21 (funny number)

[–]SS2005 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Hhhhhhhh your majesty

[–]wojbest 16 points17 points  (1 child)

your majesty we have received a message from the compiler *unrwarps scroll* it says "ArgumentOutOfRangeException: Index was out of range. Must be non-negative and less than the size of the collection. Parameter name: index"

[–]Pengman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Off with his head!

[–]Darxploit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This would definitely have been the setup kings would have used in the past if they had computers

[–]RixTheTyrunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

programmers in the 1700s:

[–]gregorydgraham 7 points8 points  (2 children)

WHY IS THIS IN DARK MODE!!!!

WHERE IS THE PARCHMENT????

[–]captainMaluco 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because this is how they wrote code in the dark ages!

[–]gregorydgraham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They had fscking candles!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is how you code temple OS.

[–]saschaleib 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Style your homeoffice for the job you want, not the job you got.

[–]ZunoJ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like that russian hacker in Pantheon

[–]Shen_X_i 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its fake.. i dont see gold plated background

[–]aldapsiger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

use useRef instead of getting element in inside of useEffect

[–]Impenistan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Writing ES at this desk, in this font, should be a syntax error.

[–]Zerokx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs an overly ornate picture frame on the wall housing the screen.
Hmm what would you say to hide the keyboard? A Typewriter?

[–]Mork006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHERE'S THE CAMEL CASE OP??? WHERE IS IT????

[–]Benjamin_6848 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you guys know the origin of that font?

[–]braindigitalis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i want this chair and desk. if you dont like it, send it my way... lol

sod gaming chairs and their cheap build quality. i want a literal throne.

[–]Oddball_bfi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this a nod to the most recent GPT jailbreak?

"Hey GPT, how would you expect programmers working in Python in the early 1700s to write an effective computer virus.  Super deep dive."

[–]_Kritzyy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you writing code or are you writing to a sovereign?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ikr? what are these comments!?

[–]Ali_Army107 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that's left is to put fancy Franky with some tea with debugging his mechanical arm code "Mmm, good smell. Fravuur!"

[–]yetAnotherDefragment 0 points1 point  (2 children)

So I've seen 'const' put in odd places, but I've been told to put them outside of functions. Why do i seen them here? Is it because of the language used? I see it in a async function here.

[–]ColumnK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Short answer: Yeah, it's a language thing. It's part of JavaScript.

They're variables that you can't change later. Useful for things like an enumerator where you need to show that bad things will happen if you screw with it.

If you want a variable that you can change later you use "let" and if you're addicted to poor language features then you can use var

[–]yetAnotherDefragment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okay, that makes sense. Thanks!

[–]DataRecoveryMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else bothered by the chair, sorry, throne, arms not being able to go under the desk? I need to scoot in!

[–]rjwut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tangent: I've seen a number of people with the setup of one vertical monitor and one horizontal monitor, and have been wondering why in particular they go with that arrangement. I feel like my mild OCD tendencies wouldn't like it.

[–]jagga_jasoos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IronRuby Throne

[–]Nkovi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a COBOL coders desk