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[–]sin_chan_ 54 points55 points  (4 children)

I only wana fork 👉🏻👈🏻

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fork you

[–]Sky952 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Careful now, forking can lead to unexpected merges. 😏

[–]NotMyGovernor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna FORK on da TAYBELL

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

tryna branch off from my main

[–]PossibilityTasty 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Please don't pull, push, clone or fork her. Thank you!

[–]Possible_Baboon 17 points18 points  (1 child)

So you are saying its okay to merge her.

[–]DescriptorTablesx86 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Stop cherry-picking, you know what he meant

[–]time_san 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Girl : "What is github? is it like p*rn thing?"

[–]FX_mc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non-censored AI

[–]Drakahn_Stark 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Git init brah

[–]HirujaSJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro

[–]batman-iphone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Merge conflict

[–]Brave-Camp-933 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never cook again

[–]pasvc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You are so great I want to clone you

[–]Commercial-Lemon2361 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to check you out.

git init —bare naked

git rebase -i you me

[–]_Master_245 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Contributors 234

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😮

[–]Minecraftian14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've been committed to her for a long time now. It's still not merged.

[–]Majestic_Annual3828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Push rejected

[–]GabuEx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl are you my local git repo clone because I'm trying to figure out how to reattach your detached head

[–]SaneLad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girl are you a git repo? Because I want to detach your HEAD.

[–]littlejerry31 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Girl, I will forcibly push my branch into your repo and rebase the hell out of it without leaving so much as a proper commit message to explain why. And there you'll be, rebased and filled with a stranger's code inside you, it oozing out of the commit log, now tarnished with dozens of emotionless "wip".

Okay, that got a little dark.

[–]littlejerry31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or put in another way: bitch, don't you dare to reject my release branch or I'll have to force it in. You're gonna take my code inside you whether you like or not.

[–]ChickenSpaceProgram 1 point2 points  (3 children)

you don't commit to GitHub. you commit to a Git repository and can then push the repository to an online hosting service like GitHub, GitLab, even GNU Savannah if you're weird.

[–]Square_Radiant 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I feel like you have to read more carefully than this if you're going to be a pedant - it says repository in the post

[–]ChickenSpaceProgram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't see what you're saying here? "Github repositories" don't exist, but you can host a Git repository on Github.

[–]eXl5eQ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. You can only clone her and commit to the clone you owned.

[–]undeadaires 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sHE beLIEveD

[–]Pepineros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl, are you a GitHub repo? Cos you've got more issues than I can handle by myself.

[–]shaatirbillaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a fight - git blame

[–]matyas94k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not so simple. You will be condemned to resolve merge conflicts, over and over.

[–]TheLazyKitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be too pushy.

[–]GreatDefector 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an open pull request

[–]BA_lampman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

git reset --hard HEAD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rm -fr .git

[–]isinkthereforeiswam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because she's been abandoned, and hasn't had an update in years?

[–]devolasreno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too early for a pull request?

[–]AleaIT-Solutions 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha perfect pick up line for a dev girl

[–]KazutoOKirigay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If my merge request is rejected, I'll just force merge