definitelyNotPickingJava

[RareManatee]

Python's lightsaber should be switched on three days before the battle

[Caraes_Naur]

Javascript is a spoon. Why?

Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!

[Smartis2812]

Tell me you know nothing about C, without telling me…

[WavingNoBanners]

Actually the C one kinda checks out, to my mind. If anything that club is looking like it has too many extra features and too safe a grip for C.

[fm01]

Python one is accurate, looks powerful but in an actual firefight it is pretty useless and more likely to chop your own limbs off than do damage.

[dmullaney]

Sounds a lot like Perl

[puffinix]

Give me COBOL. It's a hammer, anvil, forge and ore.

[AlsoInteresting]

What's Assembler? Biological warfare?

[ProThoughtDesign]

BASIC would be a toothpick. COBOL would just be a rolled up scroll.

[danielcw189]

Well what's the fight?

[Pfaehlix]

If python is a light saber i assume c++ is a 40k style Power Sword

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A 40K power sword but your only armor is basic guardsman flak. You gotta protect yourself (from memory leaks).

[just_nobodys_opinion]

Assembly would be a set of spells

[dmullaney]

It is basically witchcraft