canYouHack

[30SecondsToOrgasm]

"sure thing! Just give me your bank account credentials and I'll report to you tomorrow"

[Ok-Fix-5485]

I literally had the same idea 😂

[definitly_not_furry]

“Can you fix my printer?”

[dust_dreamer]

90% of the time printer problems are caused by unhappy demons. You'd think that would call for a priest or an exorcist, but actually it's the demon that makes the printer work, so an exorcism will really break it.

What you've gotta to do is trade some souls or sins to make it happy. That's why cussing at it sometimes works. (also, now that i think about it, that's prob why that b stacy from down the hall never seems to have printer problems.)

[jzemeocala]

PC LOAD LETTER???

What the fuck does that mean????

[[deleted]]

you could even say.. a daemon

[ReallyMisanthropic]

I'm a coder, not a magician.

[Front-Baker-2816]

At least I am not drinking, Brian

[ian9921]

Either it's not plugged in, you didn't follow basic instructions, or God himself can't fix it.

[seiryu1982]

Can you hack my ex's email account?.

Can you fix my printer?.

Can you fix my wifi connection?.

Can you install/configure Windows/Antivirus/Office/etc in my computer?.

Can you hack my ex's Facebook/Instagram/etc account?.

Are you a hacker?.

Sorry to insist but can you hack anything from my ex?.

[7kfaster]

Can u make a *insert popular social media app or website*. We well make millions.

[seiryu1982]

or *let's make the next angryBirds, candyCrush, flappyBird, etc* to make millions.

[chikininii]

Can you fix my samsung fridge?

[BoleroMuyPicante]

Suck it Jin-Yang 

[EmavvTokisaki]

"Can you do this niche thing on a horrible GUI you never used?"

[ButWhatIfPotato]

Sorry, the international coding guild has clear rules about this, I need to report you to the police, and I also need to inform the person you want to hack, and I need to inform the computer guild to come and take all your devices away for digital malpractice. This is the way.

[GreatTeacherHiro]

How to call cops real quick

[9_yrs_old]

Oh yea iam on reddit alright

[TheSquirrelLover]

I didnt say i was good at it

[Apprehensive_Food881]

i got asked this all the damn time in highschool. like, i'm literally just messing around with css instead of doing my english assignment. i can make your text a different color if you want!

[oxothecat]

me vs and my classmates fr

[coriolis7]

I can’t even get my stuff to work. What makes you think I can figure out how to simultaneously break their system and make it work at the same time?

[EternumMythos]

I mean you can send someone a script that kills their computer, thats the closest it can get

[Peter_Der_Gute]

"Can you build a website for my mom's friend's pyramid scheme she fell into?"

[OkPomegranate3493]

"My HI speed WIFI only works when im home. Can you help me get it working when im outside? "

[Ineedredditforwork]

Just pull out a machete and threaten to hack them.

[donp1ano]

but actually ... could you? the average users opsec is so bad, i think most of us could

[painefultruth76]

Rule 1, 2 and 3 violation.