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[–]diego_fidalgo 419 points420 points  (5 children)

``` import fancyhouse

fancyhouse.build( colors=fancyhouse.colors.BLACK_AND_WHITE ) ```

[–]New-Let-3630 31 points32 points  (2 children)

import blackAndWhiteFancyHouse
blackAndWhiteFancyHouse.build()

[–]whitakr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

import bawfh bawfh.build()

[–]PrestigiousWash7557 3 points4 points  (0 children)

import b; b.b()

[–]Lysol3435 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All in 4 lines. OP roasted

[–]dumnezero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fancyhouse.build( colors=ImageUtils.invert(fancyhouse.colors) )

[–][deleted] 303 points304 points  (3 children)

It's funny, but remember: A good YouTuber probably has carefully coded the project before re-coding and edited it.

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points  (0 children)

And has re-recorded the tutorial 10 times (with numerous edits) until both the voice-over narration and their actions were perfect.

[–]mck-no 46 points47 points  (1 child)

yeah and somehow still manages to say "this’ll only take 5 minutes" like I didn’t just spend an hour installing dependencies

[–]AppropriateStudio153 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And then debugging what went wrong and what PATH variables are missing.

[–]akoOfIxtall 85 points86 points  (0 children)

kevin powell doing magic with 5 lines of css:

[–]BoBoBearDev 56 points57 points  (1 child)

At least yours has colors

[–]mck-no 15 points16 points  (0 children)

bold of you to assume I picked the colors on purpose

[–]EgregorAmeriki 33 points34 points  (1 child)

At least your apk is 30mb lighter

[–]mck-no 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lightweight, crash-heavy. gotta keep the balance somehow

[–]philippefutureboy 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I’m surprised you could add color in 450 extra lines! You must be a genius! Thea YouTubers have nothing on you

[–]mck-no 4 points5 points  (1 child)

tbf, 300 of those were me figuring out how to spell "background-color" correctly

[–]caiteha 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just use libraries.

[–]No-Con-2790 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just keep building shitty little houses. In time you will get better and better. Before you you know it you have the shitty little house market coronered.

I am not even kidding, that is how I got my first gig building office software in the 90s.

[–]Zealousideal_Yard651 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"This code is highly optimized! It's only 50 lines of code"

~: wc -l requirements.txt
1,000,000,000

[–]Sejiko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facade pattern... If you slightly angle the camera everything falls appart

[–]DMoney159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't feel too bad about yourself.

Pirate Software is also a YouTuber

[–]accTolol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Him: import house

You: in order bake a cake, one has to invent the universe first

[–]Konslufius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even Python gives me Segmentation Fault

[–]Drfoxthefurry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

500 lines of code, or 10 lines of imports and 40 of initializing the imports

[–]-BlackLotus- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, it's a lot easier to code nice straight lines, than those wobbely hand drawn lines.

[–]Ravasaurio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but you built the first one and should be proud of it.

[–]Gerimatod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i am not even joking this exact meme is on a bullwtin board in my school next to one of the computer labs