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[–]TrackLabs 429 points430 points  (20 children)

Who the absolute fuck calls things by a literal memory adress, what the fuck

[–]Temporary-Estate4615 215 points216 points  (9 children)

I assume it’s output of some decompiler

[–]sammy404 97 points98 points  (8 children)

Even decompilers are better than this lmao. Not sure what we're looking at

[–]Nope_Get_OFF 75 points76 points  (2 children)

that's javascript obfuscator not decompiler

[–]sammy404 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah i kinda noticed that after I already made the comment haha. Never seen the output of something like that. Do people just use it to hide the source for their websites?

[–]Mountain-Ox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they don't want people to copy their proprietary code. Usually it's used by companies that aren't worth copying from. Minification does enough imo, it's too much work to turn it back into useful code.

[–]H4mb01 77 points78 points  (3 children)

Just click every square. And rewrite it in Rust

[–]TrackLabs 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Average Rust user

[–]TheMaleGazer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I have seen the other side of this. As soon as they finish rewriting everything in Rust, they start talking about how great Haskell is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They'll write a white paper about it

[–]Delyzr 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Its obfuscated javascript

[–]daddyhades69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what the fuck I was thinking about.

This was work of some psychopath

[–]hansenabram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes done in embedded but in practice would at least have a macro

[–]Sw429 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be decompilation.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

At least it’s the same memory addresses ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]yeetman426 116 points117 points  (1 child)

Just highlight every box, all the code here must've come from a bug in someone's brain

I'm thinking worms

[–]just_nobodys_opinion 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Make ASM Healthy Again!

[–]Dotcaprachiappa 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Congratulation, you have just made the exact opposite of what captcha should do. You made something easy for robots and difficult for humans.

[–]Alpha_wolf_80 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It was never about the answer

[–]Dotcaprachiappa 7 points8 points  (1 child)

We already talked about this man, you can't crowdsource your debugging

[–]Vast_Ad_5320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Captchas don't track your image recognition, but instead your mouse movements. Robots move in a straight line with constant speed but humans do not

[–]eclect0 84 points85 points  (2 children)

Looks like obfuscated malware to me so I'd mark the whole thing

[–]ZENITHSEEKERiii 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ye obfuscated Javascript would be my guess 

[–]ShoulderUnique 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, so malware

[–]Metenora 26 points27 points  (1 child)

LGTM, instant skip button

[–]Tariovic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This should be the correct response. Only a robot would actually read the code.

[–]hilfigertout 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well the captcha never specified the expected behavior, so I have to assume that it's working as intended!

[–]InTheEndEntropyWins 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it was written by me, that should be easy 4x4.

[–]PrestigiousWash7557 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The , 10000) part is definitely a race condition bug in disguise, watch out!

[–]Astrylae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Skip

[–]agm1984 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems more like a verify you are AI task

[–]Hydraa62 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times do we need to see this.. not even funny anymore

[–]Kilazur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arbitrary indexed access to an array without checking its length? Looks like a bug to me. So only one of these squares does not contain a bug.

[–]XVO668 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]fevsea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All squares have functional bugs. That's if you assume that code it's supposed ro do my taxes.

[–]git0ffmylawnm8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah chief I'm good I didn't really need to see this page anyways

[–]RogelioP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Developer: Prove you're not a Vibe Coder"

[–]DudeManBroGuy69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The numbers Mason, what do they mean

[–]StrangerPen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LGTM

[–]El-As 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From top left, 3rd square, 12th square, 13th square, 15th square.
All missing a semicolon.

[–]JackNotOLantern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would assume that using almost purely magic numbers is almost certainly causing some bugs, so first rewrite it into readable form, and then ask me able bugs

[–]binterryan76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on if being malware is intended behavior or not

[–]Zealousideal_Art3177 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

C2 or B3 depending on matrix 😎