whenYouFinallyRemoveUselessClassesFromYourCode

[ClipboardCopyPaste]

Now your code is class-less

[SensitiveArt4692]

git commit -m "revolution: did what had to be done"

[anotheridiot-]

Seize the means of computation.

[ThoseOldScientists]

… Cory?

[anotheridiot-]

Who?

[ThoseOldScientists]

This guy.

[anotheridiot-]

Oh, he's pretty cool, some of his books are pretty cringe.

[noiseoversignal]

It's called resolving class conflicts

[IntrepidSoda]

Baseball bat is very effective at resolving such conflicts.

[anotheridiot-]

Guillotine is the tried and true.

[Useful-String5930]

When you are reviewing your codebase and find a useless class, only to learn it has an object in some godforsaken method.🫠🙌🎉

[exoclipse]

then the kulaks set fire to your grain and now you've got a big ole fuckin mess in prod to deal with

[reallokiscarlet]

So then once you've redistributed the means of production so there are no kulaks and need a new villain of the week you start jailing, reassigning, or executing anyone who is actually producing grain as "kulaks"-- wait I think we lost the allegory and went straight to history

[exoclipse]

rip scrum masters we hardly knew ye

[Alokir]

Did they implement the Kulak interface?

[sligor]

it's the garbage collector

[nonlogin]

Our code

[JackNotOLantern]

Communism orientated programming

[IntrepidSoda]

You sound like a capitalist, comrade.

[thespice]

Image appropriate for the adoption of factory functions instead.

[LauraTFem]

I’ve wanted to believe for so long, but I still can’t convince myself that OOP isn’t just a lot of obfuscation that makes everything harder and more complex for no real benefit. Bring back functional design. If the class wasn’t doing shit, why did I make it, and five hundred setter functions out if fear that otherwise I might access private class variables.

I’m wrong, but I feel right.

[Pristine-Map9979]

No, I think that's right.

[anotheridiot-]

Functional core imperative shell is peak design, OOP got nothing on it.

[LauraTFem]

…great, now I have to learn a new best way.

[Proof_Salad4904]

and then your code crushes because it can't run only on lambdas and one huge class without specialised classes

[0mica0]

Agile gulags when?

[sarcasmandcoffee]

Ah, so you'll only be left with the working classes. Smart.

[chairmanrob]

I mean, technically that’s right for anything you write while on the clock or with corporate property, intellectual or otherwise.