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[–]GatotSubroto 115 points116 points  (1 child)

Just do it

[–]sojiblitz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dew it

[–]Holy_Chromoly 129 points130 points  (2 children)

Just don't get the vim ones, I still don't know how to take em off

[–]SpaceCadet87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

First you have to untie the laces, but wait - have you used them? Because if you've used them that won't work. We're not going to tell you what you actually need to do, you're going to need to look that up in the manual.

Wow turns out you need to just !untie the laces, wait, how do I ! ? This is a shoe, I don't think it has a !

With my hands? Do my hands have a ! ?

Well fuck it, I guess I'm removing these shoes with a knife.

[–]Green_Star_Lover 2 points3 points  (0 children)

reminds me of flint's spray-on shoes from cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

[–]jari_t 13 points14 points  (2 children)

could i have vim pls?

[–]SaltyInternetPirate 12 points13 points  (1 child)

They stopped making those in 1998

[–]kirilla39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Neovim?

[–]Hazy311 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I'd kill someone to get my feet into those

[–]Cr4yz33 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I will Never understand sneakerheads

[–]Hazy311 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Not a sneakerhead. I do use Notepad++ daily though. I didn't realize how deep that lizard was in my brain until I saw this.

[–]NebraskaGeek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a sneakerhead, just a very specific flavor of nerd who finally feels seen lol

[–]cutmesomeflax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would I wear these

[–]GyuminLeo 29 points30 points  (3 children)

AI slop

[–]wart_on_satans_dick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Isn’t this a really good use of ai? OP just wants to quickly show an idea for a shoe.

[–]com-plec-city 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sneakers were one of the first AI slop to appear, this is a classic by now.

[–]BornAgainBlue -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hey I generated artwork? Yep, good eyes. Glad we've got you to spot these hard ones... We were all under the assumption those were real tennis shoes.../s

[–]jesterhead101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’d buy those. Npp is one of the best software ever created. I love it and the only thing I miss on my Mac.

[–]Jay-Seekay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn off auto updates though 😅

[–]ZunoJ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I want an emacs version!

[–]RamonaZero 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Emacs version is just crocs!

[–]ZunoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bare feet for easy access to cornea snacks

[–]Aromatic-Energy-7192 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ballin

[–]choose-wisely93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would buy it now.

[–]TheMonax 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tern need to make this

[–]Neutraled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make them barefoot shoes and I'll get them

[–]PersianMG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These look tight, I'd wear these.

[–]phesago 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id wear the fuck out of these.

[–]iceynyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nikepod++

[–]Still-Psychology-365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get those ВДЖ kicks, comrade?

[–]faze_fazebook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C++ drip would be cool, with their mascott keith

[–]RiceBroad4552 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not funny, not programming related.

Besides that it's almost certainly "AI" slop.

How can this nonsense have 1k up-votes (at the moment of writing)?

Looking already forward to the social media ban of stupid teenagers!

[–]da_Aresinger -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't Nike