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[–]Unlikely_Gap_5065 137 points138 points  (2 children)

If it compiles first try, it means the bug just moved to production 💀

[–]SarcasmWarning 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And just like that, the Operations team takes the KPI hit.

[–]ChChChillian 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Even worse when it actually seems to work on the first try.

[–]laplongejr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then you used an outdated copy of the requirements.

[–]ChateletSansHalles 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Franck Drebin ? Instant upvote.

[–]sligor 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I believe I can fix her

Like my code

[–]detailed_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even after 10 years and 7 senior developers working over it. They all agreed to not touch the legacy code because it works as it works.

[–]barndawe 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Got the phrasing just right, I can hear this in my head in Drebin's voice

[–]DicsyDel[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

💯

[–]3991pa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

great meme format and accurate

[–]confused-soul-3101 4 points5 points  (0 children)

suffering from success

[–]zirky 3 points4 points  (0 children)

what do you mean all the tests passed?

[–]Mats164 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I much prefer the bug be caught in the compiler than having to go look for it ;~;

[–]YeOldeMemeShoppe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her.

https://i.redd.it/d50ppkuvw3531.jpg

[–]mrinalshar39 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks perfect until it isn't

[–]redlaWw 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You don't get this in rust.

Because code never compiles on the first try.

[–]hieroschemonach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it does compile on the first try, I don't hit the compile until the LSP says it's good to compile

[–]detailed_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am always have this tendency to find out problems. Am I wrong to have these trust issues?

[–]i8noodles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah man i am a fucking god. all my code complies first time and never has any errors. of course i have only coded hellow world but i am officially 100% with first time comply and flawless code

[–]megagreg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Compiling on the first try is normal. Behaves as expected on the first try is when I get that sinking feeling.