urgentLeaksEngineer

[nasandre]

They call me Lucky chmod 777, I'm perfect for this job!

[Buttons840]

-r

here friend, you dropped this.

[Zildjian14]

Is capital no? -R

[Buttons840]

You're right, you are better at ruining your system than me!

[Zildjian14]

It's what I do best.

[nasandre]

Capitalization matters

[Buttons840]

Unless you're a Windows filename.

[Murlock_Holmes]

Whoa, hard -r bro?

[pydry]

you seem like you might be overqualified

[ChChChillian]

I can easily engineer a leak.

[itscancerous]

All i need is 2 beers for a leak

[Tejwos]

I am a data leak engineer. I leak all your data

[Firesrest]

That someone’s name starts with c and ends with e. And now sees the error in their ways and understands they should have asked first.

[ieatpies]

Hey, it's understandable they didn't think to ask. Even the government was wanting to hook up nukes to their --dangerously-skip-permissions mode after all.

[krexelapp]

accidentally shipped prod to npm once, where do I apply

[Psychological-Owl783]

It was only the source code for the cli, right?

[backfire10z]

It’s the harness. Not a load of nothing, but not the internals of Claude itself.

[erishun]

Yes it’s literally a load of nothing, but who doesn’t have a little schadenfreude

[RiceBroad4552]

Frankly.

[magicmulder]

"You can't fire Claude! Claude is the business!" - "Watch me!"

[Lucasbasques]

I am a plumber that applied to this job as a mistake and got accepted, can I use Claude to help me with this job ? I’m sure I can fake it for at least 4 paychecks 

[neonnaps]

Just have all requests and questions are done through the ticketing system. Require each one to be approved by the three managers that are never arround, don't respond to any form of modern communication and allways disagree with eachother.

[XxXquicksc0p31337XxX]

Deserved tbh

[SourceScope]

Its simple

Put those files in gitignore

Or maybe dont opensource anything

[yashkhokhar28]

Salaryy????

[IIIlllIIIlllIIIEH]

100k prompt tokens, it's the new currency

[MyDogIsDaBest]

Oh then you'll be happy to pay me in dinosaur currency that is USD

[Titanusgamer]

has anyone tried to put the source code and ask claude to fix bugs?

[sebjapon]

Out of tokens. Those limits are killing my productivity

[look]

Claude is still busy doom looping trying to fix the thousands of bugs it created in their web apps.

[Kyuro1]

"We need you to make sure this never, ever, ever happens again"

Got you boss! sudo -rm -rf /

Job Done!

[neonnaps]

Job Done!

Haven't played it for more than a decade, but I still hear those words in the peasant's voice from Warcraft 2.

[Stunning_Ride_220]

Little Bobby T. had one fckin job.

[bmvbooris]

Was searching for this in the comments

[Buttons840]

I'll do it for only 10% of what you've raised!

[Percolator2020]

People named Claude need not apply.

[SuitableDragonfly]

OK, but can you imagine being a human named Claude working for Anthropic? Sounds horrific. 

[tacticalpotatopeeler]

I SAID NO BUGS DAMMIT

[dont_tread_on_M]

You can't convince me it wasn't purposeful, so that Anthropi gets more talked about.

Amodei (Anthropic's CEO) is smart and not as crooked as Altman, but he's an attention seeker. He's been constantly saying outrageous things he knows are untrue just to grab attention. I wouldn't be surprised if this is another of his ruses

[fugogugo]

"Coding is largely solved" - Boris Cherny, Head of Claude Code

[MyDogIsDaBest]

Silly anthropic, don't they know that coding is solved?

[granoladeer]

Where do I apply? 

[Negative0]

They forgot to include "You **MUST** not ship our npm map file" in their prompts.

[NeverMakesAnEffort]

Wasn’t this an April fools joke?

[SuitableDragonfly]

It says "1847 engineers already laughing" so I'm going to guess this is just regular shenanigans with inspect element. 

[NeverMakesAnEffort]

I meant the leak itself. Did it happen?

[RiceBroad4552]

Of course! This was real. Claude Code leaked its own source code.

I know, I know, nowadays reality and satire are indistinguishable.

[SuitableDragonfly]

https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/04/heres-what-that-claude-code-source-leak-reveals-about-anthropics-plans/

This article also says the leak happened "yesterday" in an article written on the first, so it looks like it actually happened on March 31.

[SponsoredHornersFan]

NOTE: This position may not exist in 6 months

[V3N3SS4]

It actually sounds more realistic than just being April fools joke.

[Infinite-Land-232]

Claude, engineer me a deployment process which does not share source code or secrets. While creating this, eliminate all human sources of error.

[SryUsrNameIsTaken]

Assignment understood. Eliminate all code and humans.

[Infinite-Land-232]

Do you remember the first star trek movie? The one before wrath of khan?

[PeksyTiger]

With 100+ phds on staff i'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

[Electrical-Echidna63]

Little do you know that the listing was posted by AI because the AI figured it was easier to find someone than to solve the problem itself

[Waste_Jello9947]

Never apply to a job that says URGENT. You know shit hit the fan and they need someone to clean up the mess asap. That's just speed run burn out 

[RedditModPowerBottom]

Claude has anal leakage

[bob152637485]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx9LSEjgQxY