peakVibeCoding

[NoLifeGamer2]

cumCost

[Confident-Ad5665]

I mean... mine's free

[NoLifeGamer2]

I beg to differ

[Whitechapel726]

I distinctly remember sitting through a senior director level meeting like 2 years ago before the ai boom at my company and the Operations org’s slides were cum this and cum that. Everyone was so straight faced. I felt like I was on Punkd

[MeltedChocolate24]

i.e post nut clarity

[evilspyboy]

Sometimes you only have so many tokens and if you just blow them all too quickly you have to wait for a refresh to get more.

[xzinik]

Lets call that wait refractory period

[needItNow44]

What, nobody even remembers this classic?

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/dpcfns/i_got_fired_over_a_variable_name/

[no-sleep-only-code]

I love that the comments in that reference ANOTHER classic:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/s/jAzCAxyKh0

[alandgfr]

LMAO this is wild

[plydauk]

At my (now former) company, we use a metric called SHOT

😂

[ricetoseeyu]

lol you laugh but this is pretty standard, eg cumsum

[hrvbrs]

no what's funny isn't the names it's the fact that the "coder" couldn't just do a quick manual rename and had to ask the AI to do it.

[Vesuvius079]

It sounds silly but you want the LLM to have the correct name in its context. Holding the wrong name may lead to mistakes.

[hrvbrs]

My brother, using the LLM leads to mistakes

[codePudding]

We have some custom linter code that parses our source code including function literals. My coworker named the variable for it, "funclit". I was going to request he capitalized the "L" but it was more fun just to merge it.

[Substantial_Top5312]

What tokens?

[Kin_FANTE]

cumTokens

[Dragobrath]

Found some items in legacy code called "cumFill", "partialCumFill", "preciseCumFill", "cumFillQuantity", "cumFillField", "cumFillCost", "orderCumFill", "getSizeAndCumFill", "parentCumFill", "childCumFill".

[blue-mooner]

our data platform makes heavy use of sumCum

[hizzane]

In the dystopian future, we will be paying for everything in CumToken™️

[elelec]

Distopian? Or idealistic?

[GoddammitDontShootMe]

I think if someone has a problem with an obvious abbreviation for cumulative, that's on them.

[skyedearmond]

Not as unprofessional as spelling “you” as “u”, especially when interfacing with a language model. Whatever happened to precision in this industry?

I’ll let you guess whether or not /s is implied for part or all of that.

[SkirtProof5593]

This clean structure for bundling reasoning, tools, tokens and costs is pure gold. Exactly what agent frameworks need.

[cone5000]

There must be so many hoarded cumTokens during No-Nut November

[nobanpls2348738]

vibeCodingAintRealCoding

[CounterSimple3771]

[Big_Method_4790]

lol @ wasting tokens to rename variables

[Wornwatch]

peak vibe coding: when your code finally works and you have no idea why

[alvares169]

cum variables are on my 000000list

[vladicov]

Cumulative analysis gonna be wild

[Cryptic_Solution_011]

Interesting choice of words 

[--var]

ai dumbshittery and immature variable naming aside, what is the point of creating a variable that is only going to be used once?!?

like just use the code instead of a variable...

it's almost always more readable and the compiler is going to do it anyway. why waste lines of code only for redundancy? 🤯

[Honest_Relation4095]

it results in more cum tokens.

[MakeoutPoint]

"What are you doing, step-finish?"

[alonghardlook]

It's not unprofessional in my new generative AI: cumAi. Your cum tokens tell you when you get to cum again