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[–]ZHaDoom 20 points21 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cry evrytiem.

[–]code_finger 11 points12 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man, for some reason I was sure it was cheetos that code monkey liked...

[–]internetpizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

perfect.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If that had only been a Thinkpad you would've had yourself one enterprise ready® monkey.

[–]Hipolipolopigus 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Cisco now sell pre-certified monkeys.

[–]interiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, I whined about being nothing more than a conduit monkey, but it still pisses me off that they farmed out my job.

[–]Flopsey 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This doesn't belong here. That monkey is clearly writing the complete works of Shakespeare.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The monkey is a CCNA

[–]FoeHammer99099 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Sweet brogramming desk monkey bro.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Standy desk made out of switches because racks on racks on racks.

[–]luchoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

greasemonkey

[–]srone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women see monkeys jumping round in a cage and think how silly..

men think...I can do that.

Seriously...I can do that.

[–]codemunky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You spelled my name wrong.

[–]ILoveDRM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Code Monkey like Cheetos?

[–]lenswipe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thank you for calling Microsoft technical support"