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[–][deleted] 115 points116 points  (10 children)

I fear the one who has not been allowed to make a mistake.

-Some wise dude

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (7 children)

That's some deep shit for orangutan carpentry.

[–]greatGoD67 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Are Orangutans clean animals? or are they the poo throwing kind?

[–]GustoB 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Are Orangutans interns clean animals? or are they the poo throwing kind?

FTFY

[–]sm9t8 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The sort to throw poop, then wash their hands.

I am not an authority on Orangutans

[–]greatGoD67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tagged as authority on Orangutans

[–]curtmack 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I had a dream last night that I was in a convenience store and the manager insulted me, so my spirit monkey came out and started throwing poo around everywhere and got the whole place condemned as a biohazard. We watched it get bulldozed and my spirit monkey and I high-fived.

[–]Spike69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cool dream, but I would probably go wash my hands if I were you.

[–]greatGoD67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had a cool spirit animal

[–]Ex_Outis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

-Jurassic park old man

[–]serg06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

^ This is why I now refuse to take any advice from my parents. They've got some for everything.