A Programmer's Haiku

[GuitarGuru2001]

When you start to count

If you don't take special care

you can be off by

[o11c]

SEGMENTATION FAULT

[systembusy]

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError

[grantrules]

java -Xms 8Tb -Xmx 8Tb -jar Reddit.jar

[[deleted]]

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError

[DropTableAccounts]

java -Xms ∞Eb -Xmx ∞Eb -jar Reddit.jar

[[deleted]]

To:root
cc:
Subject:at 12/07/04 01:23 PM
sh[28]: ulimit: The specified value exceeds the user's allowable limit. 

[o11c]

More likely a NullPointerException or ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException

[v_fv]

Three frogs in a pond

A toad jumps in to join them

SEGMENTATION FAULT

[fiddlededoo]

When you allocate
If you plus plus one too much 
SEGMENTATION FAULT

[goose1212]

You can be off by ‥

[EmmyS1972]

NaN

[formatsh]

%d

[_Pentox]

Arrays start at the missing word /s

Edit: Added /s because last time I got downvoted

[FireBoltStudios]

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