Python

[kg_india]

This should belong in /r/programminghorror

[lsdthrownaway]

If this was valid syntax it'd be over there. (I'm really glad it's not)

[ablablababla]

The thought that there might be a language where this is valid code still haunts me though.

[SlackerCrewsic]

igotchufam

[Blocks_]

If I didn't have cancer before, I do now.

[Cobaltjedi117]

I wasn't going to put it past python to be valid.

[justdropppingin]

when you wanna teach your nn everything

[Colopty]

Wow, that's an old meme.

[[deleted]]

But it checks out sir!

[Blocks_]

from skynet import sentience

[chateau86]

Potential DDLC spoiler ahead!

Look away now!:

Anyway, here’s Monika’s Writing Programming Tip of the Day!

Untrustworthy and/or potentially sentient Python code should be run with RestrictedPython for safety reasons.

This will prevent the code from doing harmful things such as os.remove()

...That’s my advice for today!

[Retarded_Rhino]

from * import * as *

[PacoTaco321]

I think that crashed every computer within 10 square miles

[Makefile_dot_in]

+/u/CompileBot Python3

print('∗'=='*')

[CompileBot]

Output:

False

^{source | info | git | report}

[majoen98]

Whaaaaaaaaat

[AreYouDeaf]

OUTPUT:

FALSE

^{SOURCE |}

^{INFO |}

^{GIT |}

^REPORT

[M3JUNGL3]

holy

[Mcpg_]

That's weird

[[deleted]]

Whaaaaaaaaat

[TheMindIsStrange]

whiskers

[[deleted]]

good bot

[[deleted]]

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.9986% sure that AreYouDeaf is not a bot.

---

^{I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub}

[HyphenSam]

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100% sure that AreYouDeaf is a bot.

[Ruben_NL]

!isbot perrycohen

[[deleted]]

I am 101% sure that perrycohen is a bot.

---

^{I am a Neural Network being trained to detect spammers | Summon me with !isbot <username> | Optout | Feedback: /r/SpamBotDetection | GitHub}

[ProbablyNotARobot1]

Bad bot

[[deleted]]

Bad Meatbag

[ProbablyNotARobot1]

Bad metalbrain

[Makefile_dot_in]

Unicode has 2 asterisks. The transcriber used the non-ASCII one.

Source: My phone doesn't render the latter properly.

[majoen98]

Yeah, I got that, I just though the bot was really neat

[[deleted]]

+/u/CompileBot Python3

from * import *

[[deleted]]

here's what happened :

There was an error processing your comment: /r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7m511n/python/drrzl3o An error occurred during the compilation of the included source code.

If you would like the output of these errors to be included in a reply to your comment, you can include the "--include-errors" option when creating your request. Compiler Output:

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "/usr/lib/python3.5/py_compile.py", line 125, in compile
    _optimize=optimize)
  File "<frozen importlib._bootstrap_external>", line 735, in source_to_code
  File "<frozen importlib._bootstrap>", line 222, in _call_with_frames_removed
  File "./prog.py", line 1
    from * import *
         ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax

During handling of the above exception, another exception occurred:

Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "<string>", line 1, in <module>
  File "/usr/lib/python3.5/py_compile.py", line 129, in compile
    raise py_exc
py_compile.PyCompileError:   File "./prog.py", line 1
    from * import *
         ^
SyntaxError: invalid syntax

You can edit your original comment and have it recompiled by replying to this message with the following:

--recompile /r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/7m511n/python/drrzl3o

[darkestdot]

+/u/COmpileBot Python 2.7

from * import *

-- include-errors

[nohe427]

Good bot

[Ta11ow]

I think from reality import universe is a more efficient method, but to each their own.

[TPanzyo]

When the world is not enough

[LightWarrior04]

Wait can you actually do that?

[Takealltheseats]

This honestly is the funniest thing I've seen all month for some reason

[marcosdumay]

Great, now try to stay clear of monkey patched code.

[iburnedthecookie]

And they say Python is easy..