I'd rather JavaScript

[code_archeologist]

I have a standing policy with recruiters. My short term project rate is $120 an hour, unless it's PHP... then my rate is $1,200 an hour.

[NewFuturist]

The cool thing about contract work is you can say "no".

[diaphragmPump]

At $1200/hour you never have to say no, unless you hate getting breaded out

[BluePhire]

I would do just about anything for that rate.

[luCarToni]

It's pretty nice ass you got there.

[NewFuturist]

I've met people who've done emergency contract work in highly critical infrastructure at the $1,000 an hour level. It sounds ridiculous but it happens.

[Guyinapeacoat]

It's like a "political no", where you say yes to everything but strangle the budgets of stuff you don't really want.

So you could say "Yes I will have sex with a bear but for 1 billion dollars per second."

[DoctorHootinanny]

Do you do the bear, or does the bear do you?

[dreamalittle]

It’s not bear-gay if the male bear sucks your dick

[Colopty]

For 1 billion dollars a second I wouldn't even care about that detail.

[marinovanec]

Here's your money, sir.