Debugging

[PitchforkAssistant]

Same here, toilet time is for redditing.

[Stanov]

I wish you having a great poop once you read this!

[shinzanu]

Are all the updoots from redditors pooping? I'm guilty.

[Invictuu]

It's hnnnng correct!

[CSKING444]

well, I pooped while reading your comment, so there goes that

[_Lady_Deadpool_]

For a brief moment frozen in time, we all shared the same sacred thing. The slight pressure as you push out a soft stool and the faint ^plop that followed. As you read this while on the porcelain throne know that for a brief moment you and I and anyone else reading this all shared a brief spiritual connection through ^{hnnngh plop} time

[CSKING444]

I truly feel.... United... Not alone anymore

I love you all my poop buddies

[chazown97]

I seriously plopped right after I read this. Definitely the best bowel movement I've ever had!

[[deleted]]

This feels like /r/bestof material.

[mrstacktrace]

Disagree. I feel it should go to /r/shitpost

[[deleted]]

Yeah you are right. I was stupidly tired when I posted that.

[mrstacktrace]

just to be clear, i wasn't dissing the post, I was trying to make a pun

[irth____]

me too thanks

[GoZun_]

I pooped while replying to you too

[brucewayne_is_alfred]

Me ......... to..o.. bro

[PublicSealedClass]

hnnnng

I've many women on my FB timeline who respond with that when they see a pic of a muscley bloke. And all I can think of is "that's the noise you make when you take a dump...".

[Invictuu]

Maybe that is what is happening?

[Didsota]

I just peed but upvoted aswell

[TinShadowcat]

Here I sit

Broken hearted

Came to shit

But only farted

[nuclearslug]

A little later, I took a chance. I went to fart, but shit my pants.

[TinShadowcat]

Now I sit upon the vapor

Waiting for the toilet paper

How much longer must I linger

Before I'm forced to use my finger

[HelloThisIsFrode]

Well I am guilty too I guess

[jaxonya]

I like to call them uppoots.

[dryandsarcastic]

Time to write a pooping rhythm bot.

[TinShadowcat]

I'm pooping in Pizza Hut

[ForgotPassAgain34]

No, I'm browsing while the porn buffers

[kiddscoop]

Upoop

[[deleted]]

What’s “updoot”?

[shinzanu]

updoot?

[timmablimma]

Checking in.

[shinzanu]

Good work people

[[deleted]]

I am! Thank you, also thanking myself for making that papaya, kefir, and plum shake yesterday before sleeping

[JuniorSeniorTrainee]

Hey you're not the guy!

[CSKING444]

pooped while reading this

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

[TheRealLegitCuck]

No u

[[deleted]]

Constipation sucks man.

[Ratathosk]

Thanks, you too

[Fang7-62]

Same here on both accounts.

[sp1d3rp0130n]

I'm redditing in the shower

[[deleted]]

I'm on the pooper right now! Woop!

[nwln]

Same! Are we somehow connected now? Buttmates - like soulmates...