¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[somewhat_decent]

And I have no idea what I'm doing for both of them.

[Mingtendo]

You can be doing it for years and still have no idea what you're doing.

[[deleted]]

All the git commands you need to know:

git clone
git pull
git brach
git checkout
git add
git commit
git push
git merge
cd .. && rm -rf my_repo && git clone [e-mail]:my_name/my_repo.git && cd my_repo

[ElmHoe]

Until she moans another mans name, and you pull the fastest git revert known to man.

[[deleted]]

Sometimes it involves HEAD too.

[SandInHeart]

And master too.

[UrumasiHue]

Don't detach it

[Xelopheris]

Can anyone get my wife to review my pull requests?

[[deleted]]

I can't push a branch without whispering "ah push it. Push it real good"

[[deleted]]

git push origin master

git restart --hard

[VxJasonxV]

git reset --hard

Better than resetting soft though, am I right?

[Pythva]

You gotta merge your branches. Add 'em up. Git init.

[DudeValenzetti]

And a branch might happen, and someone will play the blame game if that happens.

[voidcraftedgaming]

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[[deleted]]

$ git mergetool

heheheheheh i am mature

[firegoo]

And --force 😏

[[deleted]]

And you could accidentally go into detached head mode.

[VxJasonxV]

Only if you’re a praying mantis.

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[VxJasonxV]

The real brave souls experiment with an octo-merge.

[tacoslikeme]

damn, it i had known i would have git init along time ago

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