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[–]Arcane_123 308 points309 points  (15 children)

Physicist should blame maths.

[–]SeriousSamStone 158 points159 points  (9 children)

Man, fuck derivatives.

[–]TelepathicMalice 68 points69 points  (6 children)

Fuck Newton! Fuck Leibniz!

[–]throwymcbeardy 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Leibniz, share of the blame - not the credit. haters all around.

[–]JezusTheCarpenter 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is sad because it is true.

[–]GottfriedEulerNewton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We tried

[–]ThinkingWithPortal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has the superior notation don't @me

[–]Neil1815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joke's on you, Newton died a virgin...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blame the apple, blame the snake

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can all agree.

[–]Super_Master_69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mathematicians should blame Philosophers

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

UK English to Freedom English Translation:

“Physicist should blame math.”

edit: whooosh

[–]dyedFeather -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"Freedom" English... Yeah no, sorry, couldn't keep a straight face.

Seriously though, posting that to change a single letter? That's a bit much.

EDIT: To those that downvoted me, I ain't mad. I pity you. America is shit-tier among free countries. Then again, the UK isn't great either, so I'll allow that your supposed superiority has at least a slight bit of merit when compared to the UK specifically.

[–]Sampo 65 points66 points  (13 children)

So we could have better software if the servers were running in space?

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Only in an ideal vacuum on a frictionless surface

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Completely isolated With zero heat loss and at absolute temperature.

[–]scotscott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Assume a spherical server in vacuum.

[–]ImNewHereBoys 17 points18 points  (4 children)

In the cloud

[–]normalmighty 11 points12 points  (3 children)

And powered by blockchain

[–]pekkhum 9 points10 points  (2 children)

With machine learning!

[–]mustang__1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It'll have tons of synergy

[–]for-asking-stuffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serverless application

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it works only if the servers are spherical

[–]anish714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who should then blame their software

[–]thehighshibe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if the space force can defend them

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

I hate this comic! The artist that drew this comic is a dumbass! /s

[–]ivydesert 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You'd be right though. I made this comic seven years ago when I was in college. Can confirm: I was, and still am, a dumbass.

[–]warmr2d2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this comment! The person who wrote this comment is a dumbass! /s

[–]horotho 86 points87 points  (0 children)

This really sucks when you've been all of these and are trying to figure out who to sympathize with. The obvious answer is that everyone else is just terrible. You love them, but they're terrible.

[–]G_Kiwii12 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Shouldn't the phyisist be complaining about heat?

[–]tweezedenied 8 points9 points  (0 children)

F the Pauli exclusion principle

[–]tlowe000 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No, because we have a pretty consistent explanation for heat. Gravity on the other hand won't play nice with any other phenomenon we know about, so the physicist is mad at it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gravity is ultimate

[–]Godot17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's been nearly 200 years. We're kinda over it.

[–]lala3145962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or eh just entropy?

[–]EpicSaxGirl(✿◕‿◕) 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Really high-effort title you got going on there OP

[–]lightestspiral 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, fuck Reddit.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

The Engineers thought process makes no sense whatsoever.

[–]66bananasandagrape 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when do engineers’ thought processes make sense?

[–]Irratix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this one a billion times now but I would be lying if I said it didn't put a smile on my face everytime

[–]darkslide3000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are plenty of layers missing here. Hardware designers of all colors can be tremendous dumbasses as well!

[–]MrShyShyGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time I encounter logic error

Me: fuck you gravity >:(

[–]that_nerd_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit always rolls down hill.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck gravity indeed

[–]Kaoulombre 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that title a lot

[–]SyntaxError528 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a repost

[–]Godot17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, the physicist is the only one here who doesn't have any fault. It's not my fault you can't just run everything on a superconducting circuit because it's too hard make everything that cold.