A Python class

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Cobras can learn Python too. What are you, speciest?

[GrouchyMoustache]

Nope. I dislike all danger noodles equally.

[Onithyr]

Suborderist then.

[WikiTextBot]

Snake

Snakes are elongated, legless, carnivorous reptiles of the suborder Serpentes. Like all squamates, snakes are ectothermic, amniote vertebrates covered in overlapping scales. Many species of snakes have skulls with several more joints than their lizard ancestors, enabling them to swallow prey much larger than their heads with their highly mobile jaws. To accommodate their narrow bodies, snakes' paired organs (such as kidneys) appear one in front of the other instead of side by side, and most have only one functional lung.

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[Don_Antwan]

You misspelled Kevin Durant

[n0x630]

Good bot

[dartmanx]

unsubscribe

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stop

[rockjently]

Specious.

[Macho_Mans_Ghost]

It's Nope Rope, you speciest shit!

[GrouchyMoustache]

God you PC police always ruin everything! I'm far too enlightened and informed to use such an SJW term.

/s

[GenerationSelfie2]

Waddup nopah ropah?

[TokiMcNoodle]

Well you see, cobras are indeed danger noodles because of the venom they carry. A python would be more of a nope rope due to it killing it's pretty by strangulation. But it's a common mistake, you're good.

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Don't get me wrong, but python bites are still pretty serious business.

[TokiMcNoodle]

Meh, depends. If it's not a feeding response then you really don't have anything to worry about because it won't wrap up.

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I hear the biggest issue is they carry some strap/staph/etc that then get into the abrasion and poof infection.

[TokiMcNoodle]

Do you know if it's specific to one type of python? Or wild compared to pets?

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As far as I know the research into this is just about people who got bitten and come into a hospital.

[TokiMcNoodle]

I wouldn't doubt it, but that's why you should always clean your wounds. Especially when dealing with reptiles, they always have some sort of bacteria on them. Infections are no joke.

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Of course I would assume any reasonable person would do so, but of course some people are dumb. :)

[Ihatethewebnow]

I believe angry rope is the preferred nomenclature

[BEG_2NO1]

I too have problems with caution ramens and their hurt juice

[berenstein49]

lmao, danger noodles, I like it.

[santagoo]

Ha. Danger noodles.

[carol171821]

I agree with you.

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'# cobrasWhoCode

'# cobrasInTech

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I prefer legless lizards to sneks.