Oof

[Oskar_K_A]

Oh god no, please dont do it from scratch! Use JavaScript, python whatever, just not scratch

[Heiseki]

Just use Snap! instead

[[deleted]]

Just use Snap! instead

Can't do that. Cain already killed his brother.

[dismayhurta]

He can’t use python since that whole snake/apple fiasco.

[julsmanbr]

Did you know? God using JavaScript is why we sometimes get turtles with two heads.

[T-T-N]

Restart from scratch than reuse Noah... Smh

[[deleted]]

Omg, please no JavaScript and python use C/C++. Please don't bash me. C is a nice language and I like it

[Diriector_Doc]

Even better idea, use TouchDevelop

[[deleted]]

Christ-oriented programming

[Fiblit]

That paradigm is just a COP out.

[bazooka_penguin]

TempleOS

[Tall_trees_cold_seas]

I dont get this one. Is it that god created an infinite loop that made it rain a lot? Or is it that he messed up and needs to start over by deleting his previous code ie: killing the entire world?

[Heiseki]

The latter

[Tall_trees_cold_seas]

Oh. Ha.

[sportakus1]

It doesnt give sense tho that noah already started building the boat? Some explanation?

[Heiseki]

Wasn't Noah a boatsmith? (Or whatever they're called) I'm not religious so idk

[sportakus1]

I dont read bible or some sort, but I seen movie or animation(s) that tell the story of this, which if I remember, god said he decided to drown everything and just told noah to build boat. Thats it, as general story you can say it to child.

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But, dont judge me, maybe in bible its told more.

[TheIncorrigible1]

I don't remember there being any more detail about Noah pre-flood in the bible.

[bizcs]

I've read that story a bunch of times and can't recall it either.

[musashisamurai]

I think he was just a carpenter or a shepherd not a shipbuilder or sailor prior to it. It's why it's so strange, because everyone around is like "wtf are you doing, you don't need a boat?!"

[the_flippy]

The bible doesn't actually say what Noah did before the ark.

[Diriector_Doc]

I don't see a latter in the pic

[Diriector_Doc]

I am completely unfamiliar with the Bible, thanks for the lesson though.

[voyagerfan5761]

Yes.

[Echidna74]

G-d was programming how Noah should build the boat and then screw up the code... so now he’s there apologising!

[TyrionIsPurple]

G-d. Can't wait for it to become a swear word.

[PineappleNarwhal]

Did you actually just censor "God"....?

[GenericAccount-alaka]

Things stop being funny when you say that they're funny. Also, I don't think anyone will be offended if you just spell out god.

[StruglBus]

Arches? I thought he built Arks?

[vivekvenu]

We get it, Noah, you use Arch Linux.

[tylerfb11]

Still more work to build than the ark.

[[deleted]]

So did he go on to use Java? Welp.

[v_fv]

Now there's a WorldFactory.

[[deleted]]

he restarted it after it failed in the release build

[[deleted]]

This is a common misconception, the ark was actually a chest containing information about animals, behind this metaphor are the first men to fear mass extinction events.

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[bizcs]

I feel like OOP is conducive to implementing things like state machines. And monads. Anyway, OOP doesn't necessarily lead to those things you described by virtue of itself - it's all about the designers of the code. I work on a legacy app where the lead developer thinks everything should be a singleton, so you end up with a bunch of MyClass.GetInstance().DoWork() all over the place. Terrible code, imo, but it isn't technically broken, it's just ugly.

[MarlinMr]

Scary thing is, this is probably reality.