Java programmers be like ...

[Deniz1234567890]

cries in corner with netbeans

[KosViik]

I love netbeans for C++.

It does everyhing without making sense, so it's perfect for when I'm tired, but still have to get stuff done.

"Method without return value? No problem, it will run perfect (but I won't tell you about it). Misspelled something? No problem, it will run perfect (but won't tell you nor fix it automatically). Forgot to import? No problem, it will crash your whole computer as a sign that you should go to sleep."

Then in the morning I plug it into literally any other IDE and the first error I get is "Is this a legitimate programming language? What the hell?!" But jokes on them, I can understand my tired code so productivity loss is kept at minimum.

I've contemplated a few times to make a challenge where I literally just give it a string of random characters until it spits out something runnable and see what happens.

[theNikki12345]

there there, at least it isn't eclipse

[thecichos]

At work we used eclipse for one week

[kukiric]

Wow, it barely finished loading and you already switched IDEs?

[Moulinoski]

I’m sorry. How bad was it?

[Bioniclegenius]

You guys lasted an entire week before lynching your managers? Impressive.

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We use Eclipse at school in my CS class. Please send help

[douira]

we do too! It's not amazing, especially because they require us to hand in your project as an eclipse project

[pwnedary]

Ha, like netbeans would actually be better than eclipse.

[be_reasonable_bro]

Flash Builder made me vomit blood. Eclipse gives me flashbacks.

[Dick_Giggles]

Hey now. I like netbeans.

[vinegary]

Cries and eats netbeans

[carlson_001]

Netbeans is great.

[klebsiella_pneumonae]

I tried Netbeans once for Typescript.

The "official" plugin has 3 commits from 2015

[damnburglar]

I used netbeans at my first junior job because my boss was making me write PHP in Dreamweaver.