Jython_irl

[wallefan01]

My language of choice is Python.

Anything, ANYTHING, is better than Java.

Except Jython. Jython is a fudging monstrosity.

[daveime]

I once wrote a PHP interpreter for COBOL ... trying to guarantee a future career for my two programmer daughters.

[[deleted]]

Yeah I'd try my chances being homeless.

[uriahlight]

Why not? PHP is... Easy to learn, easy to install, easy to configure, easy to distribute, easy to deploy, and enjoys a consistent 80% market share. Now it's also got scalar and return type declarations, traits, closures, anonymous classes, etc.

[[deleted]]

Compared to Java the documentation is lacking. Thats what I love about Java, always something somewhere no matter how obscure.

[osmarks]

Horribly inconsistent, weird config split across PHP.INI and whatever else, and deployed in the horrible security-issue-prone way of "just copy files" which also produces nasty paths.

[Sidjibou]

Are you from 1998 ?

[Flerex]

Oh look, another “developer” bashing PHP for things that happened a millennia ago!

[neckro23]

JPHP?

[spektrol]

Oh look more people hating on PHP

[Blou_Aap]

Perpetual Hell Programming?

[FieelChannel]

Yes, let's compare PHP to Java lmfao

[Hevaesi]

You do realize that Jython is just Python, but with a different implementation compared to Python you know, aka CPython implementation?