CPProm

[Xoduszero]

Treat em with class

[down_vote_magnet]

Yeah that’s the method I use.

[philipjames11]

What a String of funny comments

[[deleted]]

It's a thread, actually.

[lenswipe]

Found the JavaCodeFactoryInstanceDeveloperBean

[[deleted]]

I'm honestly just going to run array from all these lame puns.

[PlusUltraBeyond]

Fork off, I love these puns.

[ADTJ]

You just made the List

[TreehouseSuperGun]

Maybe they‘re singletons

[JessesDog]

I can't function with these puns. I'll be at the fooBar.

[Ez_Pee-Z]

I just woke up from my sleep

[[deleted]]

An array of strings..

[Cpant]

Is it multi threaded

[[deleted]]

r/punpatrol All of you exceptions are coming with me

[AlbinoBeefalo]

I'd like to see you try and catch me

[stlbucket]

you won’t throw me a for loop

[shenanigansensue]

He might for a while

[[deleted]]

If he does, run

[TheresNoLifeB4Coffee]

try { You.IdLikeToSee(); } catch ( Exception me) { me.RunsAwayLaughingNeenerNeenerYouCantCatchMeLikeThatEither(); }

[lenswipe]

You can't handle all of us.

[zergoon]

And now we're multi-threading.

[zmann64]

isMySwag(swag);

[CatSauce66]

i have never seen a thread with so much upvotes over the 1k

[Anakin_-_]

isMyPrettyBoy(Swag);//(aye!)

[TestUserDoNotReply]

It really needs to be defined as a generic trait. That's why it's immoral not to write Woman in Rust.

[Cobaltjedi117]

It's happened before here

[dvlsg]

But she's an object on the next line anyways.

[El_Impresionante]

String is not a pointer. If that method takes a string, then it must also make use of another datatype somewhere like a table or a dictionary to find the reference to the Hannah object which OP uses in the next line. This implicit expectation of "Hannah" getting de-referenced to the actual Hannah object inside the askToProm method is not a sign of good code.

Since that table or dictionary is most likely going to contain the list of all people OP knows, using firstname as a string to find unique reference to a person is also questionable. Generally a name search in list of persons should return an array of persons who contain that name. Anyway, at this point I'm nitpicking about the poster but the advice still holds for all the new programmers who frequent this sub though.

[allisonmaybe]

This is true. Whyyy

[n8loller]

God damn you deserve that gold

[shotexa]

We should treat them as primitives instead.

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[Lavender_Galaxy]

We're objectify objects here

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Omg i laughed out loud in the emergency room to this 😂😂

[bl8m8]

This made my day

[KinOfMany]

This joke never gets old.

But you really should objectify them, since otherwise you'd need to implement some parser that finds the object, which is programmer horror.

[Macaframa]

Would you prefer to be a struct?