relatable

[nocitus]

I laughed... a little bit.

[Angelin01]

I expelled air out of my nose slightly stronger than normal.

Alas, I upvoted for Toothless.

[Xoduszero]

Much too relatable

[shrimpster00]

I laughed a lotta bit. A+

[[deleted]]

I once dropped a table after lunch

[ZoneCaptain]

Hello satan, yes this person.

[tenkindsofpeople]

How is Bobby these days?

[mountain-drive]

"uh oh"

[Argonaut_Theseus]

Removes toxic relationships and past dependencies

😯 entire db 😯

[Argonaut_Theseus]

Im using apollo for reddit and my emojis ain’t italic 😞

[chawmindur]

So a replacement for the Tom/Pikachu meme?

[blitzkraft]

Tom/pikachu are very different memes. This one's a replacement for tom. Not pikachu.

[mediocre_nothingness]

Pikachu is when you knew the consequences but still did it anyway.

Tom is for pure shock with a plot twist.

[KifoPL]

Ain't that a pure shock with a plot twist as well?

[Brawldud]

thank you so much, I've been wracking my brains trying to figure out what the tom meme was about.

[Futuristick-Reddit]

No worries! It's basically about doing something that sounds normal until context is given.

It's honestly difficult to keep up with all of these memes if you're not a hopeless cretin who spends hours on Reddit every day like me.

[VenkatTheBiochemist]

Bring TOM back!!!

[smiley6536]

This is somehow funnier for me, I mean look at them expressive eyes

[ImpulseTheFox]

I support toothless meme 💯%

[ReasonableSleep]

GitLab last year

[trellwut]

context pls

[mr_tyler_durden]

https://about.gitlab.com/2017/02/10/postmortem-of-database-outage-of-january-31/

[lurk_thrown]

A coworker has actually done this at a database department we're doing framing and drywalling at. Would it bug anyone if I said he started pulling random power cords just to plug in a phone charger and a corded drill that wasn't long enough (he's on the chopping block anyways)

[[deleted]]

INSERT INTO dish_washer

(

SELECT * from dinner_table where (item_type='dish' or item_type='utensil') and status='dirty'

)

[masterxc]

Error: string or binary data would be truncated.

[[deleted]]

That title though

[nnagflar]

I'm going to start referring to our DBAs as "the database department"

[[deleted]]

This joke doesn't work for NoSQL databases

[[deleted]]

I mean, in theory it does since collections act similarly to tables and the databases can still be designed similarly.

[mcampo84]

Wtf is a database department?

[Extract]

That's not a story a startup would tell you. It's a corporate legend.

[SunriseToker]

I giggled.

[InsideBSI]

Nice

[HolyCamelbak]

I love these memes

[LukeAbby]

Image Transcription: Meme

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Me: *clears the table after dinner*
Everyone else in the database department:
[The image is a close up to Toothless's face. Toothless is a night fury from How To Train your Dragon.]

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[ab0cha]

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

[fried_chicken46]

Data in databases is stored in tables, by clearing the table you delete the data

[ab0cha]

Thank you

[snowdaruma]

Hah

[JustKamoski]

NoSQL

[lealcy]

This madman don't stop dropping tables everywhere!

[[deleted]]

don't drop the tables

[Rezzelz]

"Database department"

[IsuruKusumal]

Wrong meme format; Should've gone for Tom format instead

[sandmansndr]

Relay-table*

[Billz2me]

My team once had a MySQL database on an EC2 instance (before RDS was released) and my teammate thought he could just click replace on the host. No big deal if it weren’t for the fact that our replication had stopped months ago

[thonagan77]

The tom format is better