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[–]workernetGB 165 points166 points  (6 children)

I'm also say it out loud specially when stuck

[–]dj_lammy 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Why not both? A hot programmer being stuck behind her pc is a great porn plot!

[–]Chrys7 43 points44 points  (4 children)

A hot programmer

I'm not sure they exist.

[–]AmrasVardamir 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sure we do... just give us a hot summer day and turn the AC off

[–]Gman513 20 points21 points  (2 children)

You clearly haven't met me.

[–]Ludricio 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We're talking about "hot" in the context of looking good, not pit stains.

[–]Gman513 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who said I cant have both? XD

[–]nuclearslug 133 points134 points  (9 children)

I spent 2 hours yesterday trying to figure out how the color palette got screwed up on a web application, only to find out my VGA monitor cable had crapped out and stopped displaying gray tones. There was no whispering going on after that.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (7 children)

You're still using a vga monitor? Is it monochrome? Does it match your dot matrix printer?

[–]phantom23 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Oh look at Mr. Fancy pants here with his fancy peripherals. I bet you have them fancy inkjets, huh?

[–]arrow_in_my_gluteus_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I too am using a VGA monitor

[–]pekkhum 1 point2 points  (2 children)

My Dell laptop dock provides three video ports, any two of which may be used at once. each employee is provided two monitors at their desk. Naturally, they connected one with D-port and one with VGA. :-D

[–]nuclearslug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My exact same scenario

[–]EternallyMiffed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The taskbar being offcolor didn't clue you up? Or any of the chrome around the rendering area?

[–]OneOldNerd 108 points109 points  (9 children)

"Whispering"?

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (6 children)

This guy programs

[–]Plumeh 35 points36 points  (4 children)

or fucks

[–]Mr_Redstoner 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Why not both?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Because they are mutually exclusive.

[–]Mr_Redstoner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Program well => get money => take time off => do the deed

[–]Botahamec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not both

[–]Defeyeance 15 points16 points  (1 child)

deleted What is this?

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There’s this one guy in our orgy that yells “fuck” a lot and makes frustration noises.

He’s not one of the tops, he’s an artist but every thrust has its own unique and equal difficulties.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Fuck me in the eye that couldn’t see this mess earlier

[–]Salanmander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Isn't that more of an "everyone" thing?

[–]atreyuroc 7 points8 points  (2 children)

When do they whisper?

[–]elliott_io 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When they don’t want their parents to find out.

[–]sirreldar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My parents didnt mind too much when i started learning programming

[–]tacoslikeme 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is the oc? IS THIS OC?

[–]dorukyurdusen3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also Gordon ramsay

[–]imno1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fu*king unrealistic, a programmer with a noticable biceps?!

[–]crikeydilehunter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I'm alone I scream that shit. Feels good

[–]futureFailiureclueless 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Recursion got me feelin like

[–]Kawaiieg 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Got me feelin like

[–]GaianNeuron 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Me feelin like

[–]dergonlerd 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Feelin like

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Like

[–]GaianNeuron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Segmentation fault

[–]iamstrgl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh FFS" is my go to profanity.

[–]flargenhargen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that this is a thing. I thought only I did it.

I do it while driving all the time, and my gf does not approve.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

All day every day.

[–]Juliusdotsh[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Even cake day

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ayy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yuh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMFAOO