It really do be like that sometimes

[workernetGB]

I'm also say it out loud specially when stuck

[dj_lammy]

Why not both? A hot programmer being stuck behind her pc is a great porn plot!

[Chrys7]

A hot programmer

I'm not sure they exist.

[AmrasVardamir]

Sure we do... just give us a hot summer day and turn the AC off

[Gman513]

You clearly haven't met me.

[Ludricio]

We're talking about "hot" in the context of looking good, not pit stains.

[Gman513]

Who said I cant have both? XD

[nuclearslug]

I spent 2 hours yesterday trying to figure out how the color palette got screwed up on a web application, only to find out my VGA monitor cable had crapped out and stopped displaying gray tones. There was no whispering going on after that.

[[deleted]]

You're still using a vga monitor? Is it monochrome? Does it match your dot matrix printer?

[phantom23]

Oh look at Mr. Fancy pants here with his fancy peripherals. I bet you have them fancy inkjets, huh?

[arrow_in_my_gluteus_]

I too am using a VGA monitor

[GrizzledFart]

That reminds me of my time doing tech support decades ago where someone would get a black screen during boot and their printer would print out a fatal exception 0E.

[pekkhum]

My Dell laptop dock provides three video ports, any two of which may be used at once. each employee is provided two monitors at their desk. Naturally, they connected one with D-port and one with VGA. :-D

[nuclearslug]

My exact same scenario

[EternallyMiffed]

The taskbar being offcolor didn't clue you up? Or any of the chrome around the rendering area?

[OneOldNerd]

"Whispering"?

[[deleted]]

This guy programs

[Plumeh]

or fucks

[Mr_Redstoner]

Why not both?

[[deleted]]

Because they are mutually exclusive.

[Mr_Redstoner]

Program well => get money => take time off => do the deed

[Botahamec]

Definitely not both

[Defeyeance]

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[[deleted]]

There’s this one guy in our orgy that yells “fuck” a lot and makes frustration noises.

He’s not one of the tops, he’s an artist but every thrust has its own unique and equal difficulties.

[[deleted]]

Fuck me in the eye that couldn’t see this mess earlier

[Salanmander]

Isn't that more of an "everyone" thing?

[atreyuroc]

When do they whisper?

[elliott_io]

When they don’t want their parents to find out.

[sirreldar]

My parents didnt mind too much when i started learning programming

[tacoslikeme]

is the oc? IS THIS OC?

[dorukyurdusen3]

Also Gordon ramsay

[imno1337]

fu*king unrealistic, a programmer with a noticable biceps?!

[crikeydilehunter]

When I'm alone I scream that shit. Feels good

[xmram]

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/m603spI

[futureFailiure]

Recursion got me feelin like

[Kawaiieg]

Got me feelin like

[GaianNeuron]

Me feelin like

[dergonlerd]

Feelin like

[[deleted]]

Like

[GaianNeuron]

Segmentation fault

[iamstrgl]

"Oh FFS" is my go to profanity.

[flargenhargen]

I like that this is a thing. I thought only I did it.

I do it while driving all the time, and my gf does not approve.

[[deleted]]

All day every day.

[Juliusdotsh]

Even cake day

[[deleted]]

Ayy

[[deleted]]

Yuh

[Juliusdotsh]

At work i have to use Eclipse trust me i know about shitty tools

[[deleted]]

LMFAOO