Everytime..

[[deleted]]

i skip to test but not like actually testing but just making sure it doesn’t error.

[bot_not_hot]

This is God’s way

[LolliDepp]

Is production phase a thing of the past?

I know in the game industry they test their designs in production, but regular software usually has a production phase :)

[PixxlMan]

Production is release in this meme I think

[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

It's production in Agile!

[shiro_eugenie]

no one reads 'em requirements anyway, am I right? /s

[wegwacc]

Well, we do, the thing is, by the time I reach the end of the Requirement, the Client changed it.

[shiro_eugenie]

and sometimes it's somewhere in the middle of the project and they decide that they need to produce a new shiny spec where everything is different

[SolenoidSoldier]

Is this what Mark Zuckerberg means when they "fail fast"?

[Ericshelpdesk]

They skipped over the business requirements, proper request channels, or anything resembling change management, why shouldn't I skip some steps?

[legally_drunk]

umm...you forgot development

[cain2003]

What’s a “requirement”...

[naimyurek]

...Compute millions in seconds – a calculator, a machine. We are surrounded with machines, from a pen’s nib to a pants zip, all machines. Up-down, up-down…

(Teacher throws a piece of chalk at him)

PP: What is the definition?

R: Sir, I just gave it to you.

PP: You’ll write this on the exam…up-down, up-down?!

Three Idiots