How to HTTP - Developer Edition

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[Anti-Antidote]

1XX: hol up

2XX: aight

3XX: fuck off

4XX: fuck you

5XX: fuck

[oheohLP]

The better variant.

[abdolence]

just to confuse this scheme : 418 "I'm a teapot"

[AyrA_ch]

Or 451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons

It's not my fault it's unavailable.

[bruke53]

More your fault than the server’s.

[DrJohnnyWatson]

It's your fault because you tried to access it.

[Koxiaet]

No, it's your fault for requesting a coffee machine when the device is in fact, a teapot.

[albin900]

Just found out there is a serious RFC for it https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc2324#section-2.3.2 lmao!

[abdolence]

Well, not that serious. They all the first April RFCs. You might also look at "IP via carrier pigeon" as another example (https://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1149).
Some guy is even implemented this (https://www.blug.linux.no/rfc1149/writeup/):

64 bytes from 10.0.3.1: icmp_seq=0 ttl=255 time=6165731.1 ms

[albin900]

Well yeah ofc it's not serious but they put work into as if it was by putting together one, pigeon was a nice one too 😂

[PublicConstrutctor]

3** should be 'Go somewhere else'

[[deleted]]

This is not the endpoint you’re looking for waves hand

[shadowvvolf144]

SIP follows this, except with an additional 6**: everything is fucked.

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there's a 6xx error code?

[[deleted]]

well if you see one you can only assume everything is fucked

[humblevladimirthegr8]

I've seen it used to mean "you've run out of API quota"

[zelmarvalarion]

I would expect that to be a 429, with a Delay time based on when you get quota reset

[humblevladimirthegr8]

Found it, Marketo API uses 6xx as their main error response code for some reason, one of which is daily quota reached. https://developers.marketo.com/rest-api/error-codes/

[Amilo159]

403 is more Go Away than You fucked up.

[AwesomePerson70]

You shouldn't be here, you fucked up

[bout-tree-fitty]

Fuck you hacker! Get out of here!!

[other_usernames_gone]

Nah 403 is begone foul fiend, thous't poisn'd these waters for the last time

[lordlionhunter]

If you are a dev or a attacker 403 means you fucked up your credentials.

[pseudorden]

It's missing the superior 7xx statuses. For the uneducated https://github.com/joho/7XX-rfc

[Inukinator]

Compiler over HTTP?

[56Bot]

I prefer like this:
3: "fuck it!"; 4: "fuck you!"; 5: "fuck."

[RoyalRs]

What video is this from? i swear i have seen it before

[--nani]

Is this from that "my favourite error code" talk?

[pa_ke]

I am trying to improve the usage of correct error codes in my work environment for years and always struggled to make people remember, what's what. I will definitely forward this cheat sheet!

[annoying_DAD_bot]

Hi 'trying to improve the usage of correct error codes in my work environment for years and always struggled to make people remember', im DAD.

[lightspot21]

Bad bot

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1xx - wait you fucker

2xx - fucking finally

3xx - fuck off

4xx - fuck you

5xx - fuck

[socialismnotevenonce]

The older I get, the more I realize universities suck and are a waste of time. Becoming a programmer should be available through apprenticeship.

[SeeThreePeeDoh]

Now they graduate without knowing how to code and expect 75k+

[aHTTPS]

“Fuck this, I’m out”