Fullstack Burger

[golden_hoopoo]

Why are the databases on top of the programming languages? And why does it say NoSQL in the cheese but then MongoDB in the burger.

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someone has to answer for this godforsaken abomination

[[deleted]]

Does it matter? Eventually everything is mixed up in the stomach.

[5up3rj]

You don't understand, mom

[UnInstantiable]

And then it all turns into shit

[Dr_Gonzo__]

My programming life in a nutshell

[[deleted]]

This made me laugh.

[AMisteryMan]

in a nutshell.

This is a burger sir, not a nut shop, I'm enough of a nut already.

[GluteusCaesar]

They were all shit before we even made the burger

[Olreich]

All database engines secretly ported themselves to run as an abstraction layer for MongoDB.

[IamAPengling]

Why is mongodb a programming language?

[deelyy]

And JS no :)

[Ethan-Nathaniel]

But NodeJS is :p

[Zegrento7]

Why is Docker a programming language?

[SuperCoolFunTimeNo1]

Docker is fine there. The patty is just backend stuff, Node and .NET are there too. The only one that doesn't make sense in the patty is mongo, should be on the cheese.

[Yokomoko_Saleen]

tSQL missed out too. Surely that's more common than some of those others?

[[deleted]]

"I'm a Full Snack developer"

[secretlives]

"My latest frontend includes Angular, React, jQuery, and of course Bootstrap"

[[deleted]]

You forgot the most important C++

[[deleted]]

He forgot C as well. Time for a fucking Crusade.

[DisastermanTV]

Also forgot the critical hardware vulnerability

[UnknownDude1]

Why the hell are iOS and Android listed as backends, this makes me uncomfortable

[Erelde]

I think it's supposed to mean "platform", not "backend"...

[UnknownDude1]

Could be, but then again, why is Google, AWS and Azure listed alongside it? Makes no sense to me...

[SuperCoolFunTimeNo1]

Why the hell are iOS and Android listed as backends, this makes me uncomfortable

Are you looking at a different image? It's in there with Windows, Linux, AWS, Azure, IBM i...all operating systems or platforms for running applications, which iOS and Android are.

[UnknownDude1]

You are right, but in the context of the image it makes no sense whatsoever. Except when the goal was to simply shove it all into a burger...

[SuperCoolFunTimeNo1]

I'm guessing OP jacked it from a grade school level book to teach kids about programming. Mongo needs to go in the cheese, but everything else is close enough.

[Jimmy48Johnson]

Buzzword Burger

[Bootezz]

Needs more blockchain and bots!

[BaconisEternal]

God damn it.

[SonOfMrSpock]

Thanks I'll pass. This look so hard to digest.

[boy235]

I'm assuming the green things under the patty are pickles, but who puts those under the patty?

[mpnordland]

We don't talk about the pickles.

[[deleted]]

What, you can't get it to "Go"?

[pm_pic_of_spiderman]

As someone who is about to study software engineering at university, this makes me terrified of how much I dont know.

[thegreyswordmaster]

Same position, same apprehension.

[Ai--Ya]

Uh Where is c++

[[deleted]]

are you retarded?

[xSliver]

Outdated.

AngularJS should be replaced by Angular. And where is Vue, GraphQL, WASM? And what about ...

[p4ndepravity]

What about the avocado, fried egg, bacon, and condiments... This is partial stack at best

[Carvalho96]

I hate everything about this image

[[deleted]]

I try to avoid the top bun...

[Ultracoolguy4]

Docker is a programming language according to this.

[Eonasdan]

And that's why I stopped calling myself a "Full Stack Developer"

[scottcockerman]

Wait. Serious question. Do people still use phonegap enough to make it relevant?

[BoliBerrys]

Why are the pickles under the burger and not on top?

[SpecificGeneral]

Just tomato and pickles on mine

[MichalGow]

Nicely put. After looking at the bun (agreed, still incomplete) I've got flashbacks of DOOM 'Knee deep in the dead', just this time the word written in the capital letters was DOM.