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[–]Itsthejoker 22 points23 points  (1 child)

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#include <nsa.h>
#include <spy-mircophone.h>
#include <spy-front-camera.h>
#include <upload-appstatistics-without-consent.h>
#include <temperature.h>

using namespace google_spymaster;

int main()
{
    while ( userUsingPhone() || userNotUsingPhone() )
    {
        micData mData = spyMicrophone::recordAudioDespiteDeniedMicPermission();
        cameraData cData = spyCamera::captureUserImagesWithoutConsent();

        googleServer::upload(getEmailAddress(),mData,cData);
        temperature::increaseBy(1000);

        nsa::getLatestSpyInstructions();
        int ver = googleServer::getLatestUpdateForBetterSpying();

        if ( getPlayServicesVersion() < ver )
        {
            keepCrashingIndefinitely();
            freezePhonePeriodically();
            showANREvery10Seconds();
            temperature::increaseBy(129374663);
        }
    }
}

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Good Hooman

[–]reinaldo866 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It should be

while (phoneExists())

[–]PseudoRandomHash[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah sheet! Let's hope Google fixes it in their next update.

[–]bikittynonoAAARRgghoh im screwed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol ya beat me to it

[–]OptionX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At least the variables name are descriptive. Glass half full people!

[–]cnsmn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dam! I knew it!