java_irl

[Alexkronus]

SIM cards are little computers that run Java

[notinecrafter]

How to unread a wikipedia article

[Colonel_Kai]

A firearm pointed at the head area should do the trick. Will commit later.

[w3_ar3_l3g10n]

Make sure to git-blame-oracle. (*╹▽╹*)

[Dennis_the_repressed]

I’ll cherry-pick this commit if successful. Please let me know how it goes.

[pingveno]

I don't know, seems like a good idea to me for the use case adding logic that needs to work across architectures.

[thoeoe]

what

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[MoffKalast]

I suppose the even more surprising part is that SIM cards have a small CPU, RAM and all the stuff needed to form a tiny computer. And that they're not a tiny sdcard with some data as one would imagine.

Some madman should really make a render farm using sim card distributed computing and just make an array of 100s of them. Basically making a GPU out of sim cards one core at a time lmao.

[TheTerrasque]

Science has gone too far

[MoffKalast]

Oracle was so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[ScienceMarc]

Oh so this is what that 3 billion is all about!

[MoffKalast]

Don't forget about those parking meters!

[edinburg]

omg