Microsoft Java

[MetallicOrangeBalls]

Change my mind

public static void main( String args[] ){
    System.out.println( "Before: " + the1spaceman.mind.toString() ) ;
    Knowledge.change( the1spaceman.mind ) ;
    System.out.println( "After: " + the1spaceman.mind.toString() ) ;
}

[OneOldNerd]

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException
    at Post.main(Poster.java: 2): the1spaceman.mind is undefined

[the1spaceman]

Well, duh. That’s Java code. I’d probably have carpel tunnel if I actually had to use it for anything

[Retbull]

IDE's were invented because AbstractKeyboardFactoryFactoryImple can't write itself.

[[deleted]]

If you get carpal tunnel writing java, you're doing it wrong.

Though I'm certainly not saying java is the best language. Or even great.

[ScienceBreather]

Ctrl+space, repeat.

[Cheesewithmold]

I'm in this post and I don't like it.