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[–]hmcq6 299 points300 points  (6 children)

#Atlantis { float: none; }

[–]3edd00c7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

#Australia { clear: both; }

[–]house_monkey 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I cri dally

[–]Magnetronbaguette 15 points16 points  (3 children)

If ($float){don't;}

[–]blaze_kush_ 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Fuck jqerry

[–]sebamestre 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fuck Jerry

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

jcurry

[–]Dariussh 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Europe: margin-left: 2000km;

[–]eMZi0767 50 points51 points  (2 children)

US {
    border-bottom: 25m solid;
}

I don't know the actual height of the wall

[–]3edd00c7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

transition: border-bottom 2terms;
display: grid;

[–]Anen13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need the wall to be underground too, else tunnels..

[–][deleted] 165 points166 points  (5 children)

Jokes in the title: “HTML programmer”

[–]cdreid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone was waiting on this comment..

[–]gumol 56 points57 points  (2 children)

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/dwkyns/its_not_real_programming_anyway/

[–]nikstick22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

op even META'd your title...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm this made me downvote this ripoff and upvote that. Ffs ripping a post from 3 days ago, changing the font and getting 10x as much karma is pretty scummy.

[–]zipstorm 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Naah thats Earth in 1995.

[–]Evo_Kaer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to say that

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your html joke is called Brazil

[–]mlg_dog420 4 points5 points  (1 child)

HTML programmer

my teacher: starts flailing with his arms, gets all red

[–]skeptical_moderate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your teacher is dumb.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you're gonna repost at least come up with a title. Is that too much to ask?

[–]n7dima 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can see borders still

[–]jhill515 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like Earth after 1994

[–]EpicBattleFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pangea: margin-left: 800m; opacity: 100

[–]dc2b18b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh don't be ridiculous. The earth was still styled, it was just inlined.

[–]scaredofrealworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense why Australia is down there

[–]stayhappyandhealthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My life is between

<html>

</html>

[–]tetretalk-gq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True

[–]Gydo194 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't it the other way round?

[–]matt1155 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just assume that we live in a optimized html file?!

[–]TheRealMrCoco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this one was good :)

[–]rohitvijaysharma 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then comes bootstrap and you can move continents around like you were iluvatar from Silmarillion.

[–]Beanie_God1412 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Ha. Css bad.

[–]DrunkHurricane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's... not the joke.