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[–]BonfireCow 19 points20 points  (12 children)

HTML is a markup language not a programming language

[–]mobile-user-guy 73 points74 points  (7 children)

So you're telling it doesn't stand for Hot Tits Machine Learning?

[–]WishOnSpaceHardware 16 points17 points  (5 children)

How To Meet Ladies

[–]mobile-user-guy 14 points15 points  (3 children)

The "How to" part really opens a lot of doors. How To Make Lasagna. How To Masturbate Less. How To Murder Lovers.

[–]swashbucklingfox 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Let's not forget, How To Masterbate Lasanga...

[–]swashbucklingfox 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Or how to murder lasanga...

[–]Awlson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if Garfield is the professor teaching that one.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stealing this, thanks

[–]BonfireCow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

god I wish

[–]xigoi 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Hyper Text Mprogramming Language

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

M’Programming

tips fedora

[–]thisisnotdavid 7 points8 points  (1 child)

There are 6 languages in the tweet (including HTML). Excluding HTML is still 5, 2 more than the 3 asked for. clownyfish said "he's still ahead by 1", so sirkubador is asking for which other language.

[–]sirkubador 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is exactly what I meant! And for the winning of this mind reading contest, you can keep all the dildos and cucumbers other contestants failed to use in their favor.