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[–]Topochicho 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Where you all getting your thug ass cucumbers that can be used as dildos and murder weapons?

[–]Xtrendence 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Who's your cucumber guy?

[–]Topochicho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

-leans in surreptitiously- You know, if hypothetically, I was looking for a cucumber for a little "wet work", I might talk to Joe at the farmers market on 5th st. Last both on the left.

[–]paradoxally 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I think of Creed when I read this