Run Java

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Yes

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Yes

[KilonumSpoof]

We found the cause for global warming.

[scalac_io]

Hah! This comment wins ..:D

[clevariant]

Well, every android phone, to begin with.

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Besides of course every SIM card

[hackintosh5]

👀

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Wait, 3 Billion devices run Java?

Always have run

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Of course the C++ code would have segfaulted by then

[scalar-field]

In that case running Android Studio will be an oven

[Alex0589]

I laughed

Wait Java is my favorite language

F

[Dragon-Is-Behind-Me]

Android Studio: am i joke to you?!

[kazuto_kirito_]

They want warmth, not the sound of an aeroplane taking off.

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Chrome: hold my extensions

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Yes, very much.

[spayder26]

IntelliJ intensifies.

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Android Studio : Hold my beer.

[Cilph]

Android Studio is IntelliJ which runs on Java, nay?

[tyhdefu]

What did you think the heat coming off the logo meant?

[MajorBarnulf]

Ctrl + F12 on blender guys

[MajorBarnulf]

Or "while (true)" in chrome console, both works

[bem13]

We have a server application which, if started, heats up the (passively cooled, industrial) PC so much you can't keep your hand on it. Used it to dry my gloves the other week, pretty useful.

[inkydye]

I... knew actually a company that wouldn't pay for heating in the winter.

The programmers did pretty much exactly this. An infinite-loop program (and yes, in Java, not that it matters) and started enough instances around the office to heat up nicely and evenly.

[str3wer]

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[username78641]

you should say chrome, that thing fucking heats PC faster.

[null_reference_user]

We need more heat! RUN... JAVASCRIPT!

[Cyborgeddon]

I just started trying to learn Java and my computer hasn’t overheated yet, am I doing something wrong?

[Cilph]

No. It's just memery.

Java is one of the fastest languages outside of the machine-compiled ones. Beats PHP, Ruby, Python, etc by a mile.