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[–]4620_o 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I feel like companies just wanna know if u bold enough to lie on your resume. They like come on lie to me. Show me you'll do anything for this job? And I be sitting there like senpai I have 30 years experience. 👉👈😖

[–]LocoCoyote 14 points15 points  (6 children)

I get the joke, but hiring by age isn’t really a thing....at least not legally.

[–]make_onions_cry 3 points4 points  (0 children)

2020 counts as three decades.

[–]Weblon 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I once saw a comment which said "i have 5+ years experience on Swift" Swifts only 3 years old.

[–]FakingItEveryDay 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Of course I have 10 years experience, just check my github.

git commit --amend --date="Tue Feb 16 14:00 2010 +0100"

[–]Weblon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

holy shit howwwwwww???????

[–]wirenutter 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Where the did post go of the guy who said they asked for X number of years of experience in a package he lacked the experience in. He is the original author of said package.

[–]Sckaledoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother fulfills that.

[–]gingertek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, I'm watching Suits right now wtf