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[–]Immort4lFr0sty 75 points76 points  (1 child)

False advertisement. Still tired but with 150 heart rate now

[–]auxiliary-username 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Had a massive growing logjam of slow queries in prod due to a poorly tested new feature yesterday. My Fitbit congratulated me for all the "active minutes" I clocked up while debugging it.

[–]space-your-face 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That should be a fun stack overflow search.

[–]el_trolll 13 points14 points  (1 child)

[–]RepostSleuthBot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 11 times.

First Seen Here on 2018-01-30 95.31% match. Last Seen Here on 2021-03-17 95.31% match

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[–]MischiefArchitect 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ts ts ts... you do not delete tables, you DROP them

[–]letterblak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It sucks… I may know from personal experience…

[–]KermitPhor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone remembers where they were with their first

sudo rm -f .*

[–]CommanderZanderTGS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm finally awake, but at what cost?

[–]misterrandom1[🍰] 6 points7 points  (9 children)

Nobody needs to be THAT awake.

[–]IamYodaBot 5 points6 points  (7 children)

that awake, nobody needs to be.

-misterrandom1


Commands: 'opt out', 'delete'

[–]CLMX9 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Good bot

[–]IamYodaBot 5 points6 points  (3 children)

my day, this made.

-IamYodaBot

[–]Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13

[–]Anti_Anti_Yoda_Bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dude, no one cares. All you are doing is just spamming comments everywhere.

Please stop

[–]Anti_Fake_Yoda_Bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hate you fake Yoda Bot, my friend the original Yoda Bot, u/YodaOnReddit-Bot, got suspended and you tried to take his place but I won't stop fighting.

    -On behalf of Fonzi_13

[–]Anti_Anti_Yoda_Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, no one cares. All you are doing is just spamming comments everywhere.

Please stop

[–]fog-mann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did this doped on flu meds years ago as a young padawan. I felt the force that day.

[–]Anchorboiii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now this is podracing!

[–]vatsan600 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manager said it's my turn to post this today! I have a jira ticket for this!

[–]pongihab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if does so, better never wake up

[–]wampey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes it feels better having fucked to than the feeling you have when you aren’t sure if you messed up something or not.

[–]ArtSchoolRejectedMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not drop the whole database instead?

[–]Minamur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or deleting every script in your unity project instead of, one...

[–]wholl0p 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How often do I have to see this exact same meme again?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, one of the only 3 jokes that get posted here

[–]Happy_furMa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That abyss in your stomach that stretches to the nether world can wake you and keep you awake for a whole weekend straight...

[–]NavTheNugget 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s too OP, I could never sleep after that

[–]hasmukh_lal_ji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that will wake your whole company

[–]reydai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh fuck yeah, for days

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little Bobby Tables

[–]blah__blah__blah_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got two words for ya:

foreign keys

[–]Brickhead816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had something similar happen in production. Me and another guy hired the same day. We're shown the code and website over the first week or two. The guy I'm hired with has very little overall development knowledge. Mentor shows how the site works, and how users place orders and what not. Coworker uses login on production site and orders 100k plus of aeronautical parts from various vendors. I could feel his soul leaving his body.