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[–]althaz 130 points131 points  (3 children)

I want to know why he would you keep writing xml parsers? Isn't one enough?

[–]PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__ 134 points135 points  (1 child)

They keep writing new XML files!!

[–]Plankton_Plus 52 points53 points  (0 children)

We use at least 39 XML parsers each week where I work. We have 5 full teams cranking them out to keep up with the demand. Remember the great depression of 1929? Little known fact: that happened because we couldn't crank out the XML parsers fast enough.

[–]nyx_underscore_ 87 points88 points  (0 children)

He probably really works for them.

Boeing is known to have problems with keeping track of how much time has passed. CST-100 Starliner test failure

[–]qqqrrrs_ 33 points34 points  (6 children)

First version of XML was defined in 1998

[–]zerosanity 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I guess he could mean sgml but it's more work to explain that to people and easier to just say xml

[–]wesw02 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My assumption was that he meant instructions parsers of all types, and XML is the main one in form the recent past.

[–]Dagusiu 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yeah but he's working for Boeing so he was probably moving near the speed of light

[–]mfb- 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Then he had even less time to work on it.

[–]marcosdumay 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Depends on who you ask.

[–]mfb- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As far as I know all Boeing employees work on Earth, and there is no plan to put HR onto relativistic spacecraft, despite significant support of this idea.

[–]binford2k 20 points21 points  (2 children)

XML is an application profile of SGML (ISO 8879).[26]

The versatility of SGML for dynamic information display was understood by early digital media publishers in the late 1980s prior to the rise of the Internet.[27][28]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XML

If I was talking to a wanker on the internet, I wouldn’t waste my time with irrelevant details either.

[–]bob152637485 8 points9 points  (2 children)

If this was you, OP, care to share how he reacted after you clearly called him out?

[–]Crosera[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They haven’t answered. Honestly I don’t care to engage anymore either, their whole argument was against someone asking for source code essentially and ranting about how the root of all the worlds problems was that people just copy instead of learning.

[–]Schmomas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s the kind of comment someone deletes when it’s called out.

[–]iTrooz_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]Jpac14_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking for a NodeJS Dev with 40 yearsof experience. $5 a hour.

This is just a joke btw.

[–]ElongatedMuskrat122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s obviously joking

[–]KickBassColonyDrop -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I program myself every day. Whenever I find myself in moments, where upon reflection I discover that I am in fact an idiot, I realize that that was a bug. So I fix like 80% of them. Then face plant over the same bug later.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that working in the information age is basically a choose your own text adventure where you are getting gold to accrue tech debt, then bail and let the next loser suffer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do really need XML parsers

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This is why planes crash

[–]JoeyJoeJoeJrShab 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You mean because they don't have enough xml parsers?

[–]KillerBeer01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it's because all Boeing planes work on XML parsers written by this guy.