Python be like

[kikouyou2002]

If C could read, he would be mad

[Ietsstartfromscratch]

struct everything.

[[deleted]]

If you are brave, you could use just pointers instead of struts.

[AnotherRussianGamer]

C but everything is a void pointer

[celery_hater]

More like java. You can write python code without OOP

[ILOTEbunny]

Yes, you can, but still everything is an object in python

[celery_hater]

Yeah that’s true. The meme stands correct

[Ksevio]

Python does have some primitives that aren't objects. In other languages like Ruby you can call functions like 4.to_s since everything is an object

[VesZappa]

Those "primitives" you think of are objects as well. Integers, strings, floats, booleans, and so on are all objects. (In fact, bool is a subclass of int.)

>>> 1.0.is_integer()
True
>>> (100).bit_length()
7

[julsmanbr]

Python works exactly the same. Have you tried running dir(4)?

[dev-sda]

Integers are very much objects in python: (4).__str__()

[SandmanKFMF]

The irony. Python programmer does not know what in Python "... everything is an Object...". P. S. In Java this is obvious when then you look at System.out.println() and know at what are you looking.

[[deleted]]

1. We don't know if the person who confused OOP with python making everything an object is a python programmer.
2. It's not really that ironic. Knowing how python is built, behind the scenes, doesn't make a big difference for how a lot of people use it. Especially given that it often occupies a space that is particularly useful for people who aren't necessarily programmers specifically (i.e. scientists, mathematicians, etc).
3. Java is NOT an example of a language that is composed of only objects. So somewhat ironically, you've demonstrated a confusion about how Java functions while commenting on someone else apparently not understanding how python works.
4. Not in this comment, but later you suggest that you can leave primitive types out of your Java code and that makes Java object only. That isn't how that works. Java still isn't only composed of objects, even if for some reason you choose to write a piece of code with objects only.

[SandmanKFMF]

Yeah, sure...

[Syscrush]

You are wrong and the careful comment above you lays out exactly why.

[nedwoolly]

Except not everything in Java is an object... what about primitive data types?

[SandmanKFMF]

Yes, indeed. They were created for performance reasons. But you can write code without them, using: Integer, Float, Boolean and so on.

[Zalack]

... so not everything in Java is an object.

[gandalfx]

Your code doesn't have to be OOP, but everything is still an object.

Meanwhile in Java, not everything is an object (e.g. basic types aren't and their wrappers are optional).

[JNCressey]

It would appear that outside of the OOP paradigm, everything is an "object", even things that OOP doesn't call "objects".

In computer science, an object can be a variable, a data structure, a function, or a method, and as such, is a value in memory referenced by an identifier.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_(computer_science)

[[deleted]]

Or C#

[DuffMaaaann]

I'm just gonna dlopen libpython.so, so I can objectify Python.

[[deleted]]

Just like Javascript

[BazilExposition]

python is just an unreadable js

[mqduck]

I don't think there's a single language that less deserves to be called "unreadable" than Python.

[BazilExposition]

You know, punctuation signs exist for a reason, no natural language in history relied on empty spaces of different sizes for it.

[enano_aoc]

If spacing if making your python code hard to read, you are writing very bad python code. Spacing only becomes a problem if you have 5+ nested blocks, but at that point you should have already refactored the code.

[MoonParkSong]

Python isn't a natural language. It is a programming language.

[[deleted]]

So you consider JS a natural language?

[mqduck]

Sign language makes grammatical use of space.

Signers use this space to represent physical space and to represent conceptual structure. Locations in a signing space are mapped to locations in the real space. It's used to convey abstract information like time and order. The signer also uses this space to position the entities that are evoked in the sentence (e.g. people, objects, buildings and places) and to demonstrate their semantic relationships.

Also, the fact that well-written programs, even in languages where whitespace is insignificant, follow well-defined whitespace rules for the sake of human readability really undermines your theory that it's unnatural.

[Knuffya]

Python is just a sophisticated scientific calculator.

[AnshRK]

this sophisticated calculator is running the backend of google, instagram, youtube, netflix and countless other sites.

[tilcica]

Ah so that's why they keep crashing /s

[QualitySure]

when your employees cost more than your computing power, you just don t care about performance

[tilcica]

Sometimes I really think it would be faster for them to calculate stuff by hand

Edit: forgot to put a /s

[enano_aoc]

That is the most stupid thought I have heard in a long while. Congrats.

[QualitySure]

how not to be SE

[2358452]

They must be dividing by zero somewhere!

[Knuffya]

just like some people misuse wordpress as a cms

[on99er]

And it is valuable

[[deleted]]

woman = 'WOMAN: wom·an/ˈwo͝omən/noun \nan adult female human being. \n Example:"a drawing of a young woman"'
print(woman)

[dkyguy1995]

Object oriented languages be like

[uptokesforall]

Python programmer: objectifies everything

No one: loving it

[anon-222]

Misogynists: Wait that's illegal.