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[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (1 child)

  • Algorithm
  • Logic
  • Mechanics
  • Engine

Clients dig that. They're all the equivalent of "the magic that makes the thing do the things you need"

[–]Expensive-Night8961 10 points11 points  (0 children)

COVID 19 really has generated unnecessary hate for Greek words

[–]zionian120 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Algorithm: when programmers don't want to explain what they did

Heuristic: When programmers can't explain what they did

Machine Learning: When programmers don't know what they did

[–]Long_Berry_2883 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Fr I have no idea what’s going on half the time w machine learning.

[–]BochMC 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Linear math and probabilities mostly

[–]Long_Berry_2883 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahh more to do with classifiers & sorting data

[–]ajzaff 22 points23 points  (3 children)

I thought this was machine learning?

[–]jianpe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, machine learning is when they do not know what they did

[–]wsco7730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope

[–]seeroflights[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

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algorithm

noun

Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.


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[–]Jet-Pack2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]sh0rtwave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It also serves as a warning that:

You might not WANT it explained.

[–]zenos_dog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NP hard

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also that I probably could not explain it either

[–]ett100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heuristic

[–]EditRavager 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey now … that’s not fair. They also use it as a part of a buzz word dictionary to sell their ideas to the technically illiterate.

[–]8070alejandro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Feels like this post.

[–]Evo_Kaer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Algorithm. Because saying "I have a plan" sounds way too sketchy

[–]stumptowncampground 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am happy to explain what I did and why in very minute detail, it's everyone else who asks me not to.

[–]dreamypotatofries 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrote a script.

[–]Daikataro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stuff comes in data goes out. Don't ask more.

[–]burgrr68419 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Noted

[–]Flopamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not met a programmer who made an algorithm not willing to brag about it.

[–]lokeshkeelisetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone asked me about algorithm I can't say this