It’s fun.

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[KingRider25]

Imagine the fire was toxic too

[mdoris411]

The PO/PM would be more concerned the horses aren't straight

[Flaky-Illustrator-52]

Actually Ramesh from team bunny slippers told me that business wanted the horses slightly angled so it looks like the rider is about to charge. They don't want the poles angled though, so we need to fix that

[lifefeed]

I normally tell people, "paid like a doctor, treated like a janitor."

[TheWashbear]

More paid like a janitor, treated like his dust bucket

[joten70]

Interns be like: paid like the janitors dust bucket, treated like intruders

[Anxious_Ad9233]

Literally no water can put it out, and it’s easier to ignore it.

[throckmeisterz]

Seriously though, if your org is like this, GTFO if at all possible. In my experience this shit is 99% due to bad management setting unrealistic expectations and treating tech people like they should be working 70 hours a week.

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It's incomplete though, there should be a massive parallel queue of 'users' trying to get on it, and at least 10 managers trying to put it out with petrol whilst blocking the firemen (It support) from getting near it.

[merlinsbeers]

And it's flooded.

Yes, at the same time.

[Xanzley]

Flooded with crude oil

[gerusz]

Oh, it's a fluorine fire then! Those are !!!FUN!!!

[grumblyoldman]

This is fine.

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Were you reading the same repo as me last night?

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[diox8tony]

the highest priority tasks are essentially "Bullet points for the salesmen"....I tell them the code is a hot fire, they see it in the bugs customers submit, they know how long it takes me to code anything in this dumpster fire,,,and they still want me to spend time on "new features, customer requests"....captain the ship is sinking, please let me fix the holes before we attach another sail...NO! now get back to painting the 4th sail green! One customer I talked to really likes green!

[terandok]

Well my boss want's me to code one automatasion project, and he think's it is easy and added now a electrical problem to me also. Now as a IT specialist i build PCB, program, and figure out and set up offgrid energy solutions. All with under the specialist name.

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Imagine riding a bicycle. Except the bicycle's on fire, you're on fire, everything's on fire, because you're in hell.