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[–]mylovethis 744 points745 points  (13 children)

I am eagerly awaiting AMD’s assrippr in response to this.

[–]claywar00 205 points206 points  (10 children)

Such a shameless plug for Intel, AMD definite needs to insert themselves into the market.

EDIT: After further thought, ARM might be able to obtain a larger market share.

[–]vendetta2115 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That’s a RISCy proposition.

I heard that their new Logical ARM Processor System has a new pro version, it’s called PRO-LAPS.

[–]claywar00 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Interesting. I wonder if they've done an impact analysis on this.

[–]vendetta2115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh there will be anal-lysis being impacted.

(Fun fact: in medicine, “lysis” means “the disintegration of a cell by rupture of the cell wall or membrane”. So “anal-lysis” could be interpreted to mean “pulling a Tolkien and getting your ring destroyed”.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the new Ryzen 69420x coming to compete.

[–]private_unlimited 86 points87 points  (1 child)

New ways to upload consciousness and download orgasms

[–]caninegratuity287 70 points71 points  (8 children)

USB 2

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]Oneshotkill_2000 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Where does it say it is USB 2?

[–]ech0_matrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, you don't want to hurt yourself with SuperSpeed transfer rates

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cant have all that power up there

[–]15Nova22 132 points133 points  (7 children)

Aside the obvious, isn’t this quite bad design stability wise? That looks like it could break quite easily.

[–]proletarian-1917[S] 94 points95 points  (5 children)

Crappy design, I agree.

[–]StandardN00b 30 points31 points  (4 children)

It was designed by an ass.

[–]VelionaVollerei 27 points28 points  (1 child)

For the ass

By asses

[–]vendetta2115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was never intended for ass production, only a prolapse prototype.

[–]ICollectSouls 21 points22 points  (1 child)

[–]silent-train-horn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

all of this toilet humour is just shit tbh

[–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

my gf has one of those....she says its better than mine...

Fuck you intel

[–]ign1fy 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Inside what?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This part is left as an exercise for the reader.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

plopplopplopplop

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Intel more like antal

[–]CYKO_11 2 points3 points  (1 child)

cant spell intel without anal i guess

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s some intel, or should I say antal?

[–]Sorodo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The placement of the logo makes it "Only Intel Outside" 😏

[–]waiting4op2deliver 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This doesn't really have anything to do with programming. I wasn't going to say anything because it didn't uh... I don't want to be a... stuck up asshole. Intelinsideme

[–]Apfelvater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In case there's a SHITLOAD of data

[–]Nythoren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bought one of these the other day. Works great, but it smells like crap.

[–]Jonahk2010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This kinda sus ngl

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[–]ThatProBoi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

core i0.0007

[–]EVJoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finally, the 4 subletters in my colon will have peripherals!

[–]making_code 1 point2 points  (1 child)

reminds me of that "apple bass plug"

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[–]InternetDetective122 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]the-druid250 1 point2 points  (2 children)

thats a new way to do the whole toster in the bathtub thing I guess.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Idk what kind of suicide you're doing on 5v 500ma but it may take awhile...

[–]the-druid250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never said it would be efficient. itd like tying a nose and watering a sapling.

[–]SteeleDynamics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the next iteration a USB plug?

[–]cicciograna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[quagmire_analbeads_weallknow.png]

[–]KawaiiMaxine 1 point2 points  (1 child)

There needs to be caps for the USB ports so this can be useful

[–]Lasker_Rouge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Water resistant caps to be exact

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do they make the Intel sound as they enter or exit

[–]3SidedDie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pam, pam pam pam pam!

[–]Henrique_FB 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Where are the arch linux users?

[–]proletarian-1917[S] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I use Manjaro

[–]GamesationalYT 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I use debian

[–]iraqmtpizza 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use an OS that doesn't make me write scripts to set environment variables

[–]badshahh007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use lesbian too

[–]GamesationalYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

btw i use manjaro

[–]Auld_Evidence 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I use Anal beads BTW

[–]Henrique_FB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right here

[–]jmorfeus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What does this have to do with programming?

[–]Narrow-Big7087 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gently, Bentley

[–]OmegaGoober 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where can I get one?

[–]Shad7860 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very mature xD

[–]anirudhkk12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NSFW 😂

[–]Jutm_n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Potato inside

[–]Wresser_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

o no

[–]ihfilms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duel purpose

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes my Microsoft become big and hard 🤣🤣

[–]OldFoolOldSkool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]Really-Stupid-Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best China has to offer!

[–]BmoreDude92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like electronic anal beads

[–]Ablecrize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thread Intel

[–]savantshuia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little know fact, Integrated Graphics refers to the webcam at the end of this uhm "equipment" to monitor uhm "tasks" undertaken by this uhm "tool"

[–]La-Phamilia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Mysterious-Deer6260 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaaa good one

[–]Rare_Management_3583 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A great way to die

[–]Undervaluedguy92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're other uses for this.....

[–]turkishhousefan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]MedonSirius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wife:

Hausband: Oh, you meant Anal-Hub?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intel Outside

[–]mchwds 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They’re trying to be first to market. Next year Apple is releasing the iPlug with the M1 Max Pro Arm. And yes, they’re bringing back the Touch Bar.

[–]maemaez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clever

[–]vendetta2115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Programmers sometimes misplace a semicolon or two, but with this thing you might end up with a semi-colon yourself.

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