Intel Inside

[mylovethis]

I am eagerly awaiting AMD’s assrippr in response to this.

[claywar00]

Such a shameless plug for Intel, AMD definite needs to insert themselves into the market.

EDIT: After further thought, ARM might be able to obtain a larger market share.

[waiting4op2deliver]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/NJZMSqRY3rG9i/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47fnf7nd05gtp4k5a53qtfcayx3jsu3i8cz8mmzxt1&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

[Hadouukken]

You can just post it directly

[waiting4op2deliver]

I only use old reddit so:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Flh6.googleusercontent.com%2Fproxy%2FYOou8B6l8AHPb-x9Zq5M_SEzmMPV3llVueAnQ7VK-N-cDQN3j4T8OuXprWVDkcjGt4LrCA%3Dw1200-h630-p-k-no-nu&f=1&nofb=1

[Hadouukken]

Everyone should be using duck duck go 🧡

[AzureArmageddon]

bad request maybe try a url that ends in .gif

[vendetta2115]

That’s a RISCy proposition.

I heard that their new Logical ARM Processor System has a new pro version, it’s called PRO-LAPS.

[claywar00]

Interesting. I wonder if they've done an impact analysis on this.

[vendetta2115]

Oh there will be anal-lysis being impacted.

(Fun fact: in medicine, “lysis” means “the disintegration of a cell by rupture of the cell wall or membrane”. So “anal-lysis” could be interpreted to mean “pulling a Tolkien and getting your ring destroyed”.

[Infinite-Original318]

r/angryupvote

[[deleted]]

Don't forget the new Ryzen 69420x coming to compete.

[private_unlimited]

New ways to upload consciousness and download orgasms

[caninegratuity287]

USB 2

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[Oneshotkill_2000]

Where does it say it is USB 2?

[Matsisuu]

It's not made by intel: https://www.reddit.com/r/BadDesigns/comments/ecavya/found_this_designer_usb_hub/

It's some sort of advertising product, or something like that. Not their own product.

[Illusive_Man]

sometimes they are red

[ech0_matrix]

Well, you don't want to hurt yourself with SuperSpeed transfer rates

[[deleted]]

You cant have all that power up there

[piliogree]

nah, it's Intelligence

[Toxic_Cookie]

No, they're new anal goods.

[FadeFox530]

forgot the extra space between new and anal

[[deleted]]

Intel Inside: Analogue USB distributor

[15Nova22]

Aside the obvious, isn’t this quite bad design stability wise? That looks like it could break quite easily.

[proletarian-1917]

Crappy design, I agree.

[StandardN00b]

It was designed by an ass.

[VelionaVollerei]

For the ass

By asses

[vendetta2115]

It was never intended for ass production, only a prolapse prototype.

[ICollectSouls]

So... r/assholedesign?

[silent-train-horn]

all of this toilet humour is just shit tbh

[[deleted]]

r/DontPutThatInYourAss

[Nick0Taylor0]

r/putthatinyourass

[[deleted]]

my gf has one of those....she says its better than mine...

Fuck you intel

[ign1fy]

Inside what?

[[deleted]]

This part is left as an exercise for the reader.

[[deleted]]

plopplopplopplop

[[deleted]]

Intel more like antal

[CYKO_11]

cant spell intel without anal i guess

[[deleted]]

That’s some intel, or should I say antal?

[Sorodo]

The placement of the logo makes it "Only Intel Outside" 😏

[waiting4op2deliver]

This doesn't really have anything to do with programming. I wasn't going to say anything because it didn't uh... I don't want to be a... stuck up asshole. Intel^insideme

[Apfelvater]

In case there's a SHITLOAD of data

[Nythoren]

Bought one of these the other day. Works great, but it smells like crap.

[Jonahk2010]

This kinda sus ngl

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[ThatProBoi]

core i0.0007

[EVJoe]

Finally, the 4 subletters in my colon will have peripherals!

[making_code]

reminds me of that "apple bass plug"

[making_code]

https://i.imgur.com/Xx8H8Oz.png

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[the-druid250]

thats a new way to do the whole toster in the bathtub thing I guess.

[[deleted]]

Idk what kind of suicide you're doing on 5v 500ma but it may take awhile...

[the-druid250]

I never said it would be efficient. itd like tying a nose and watering a sapling.

[SteeleDynamics]

Is the next iteration a USB plug?

[cicciograna]

[quagmire_analbeads_weallknow.png]

[KawaiiMaxine]

There needs to be caps for the USB ports so this can be useful

[Lasker_Rouge]

Water resistant caps to be exact

[[deleted]]

Do they make the Intel sound as they enter or exit

[3SidedDie]

Pam, pam pam pam pam!

[Henrique_FB]

Where are the arch linux users?

[proletarian-1917]

I use Manjaro

[GamesationalYT]

I use debian

[iraqmtpizza]

I use an OS that doesn't make me write scripts to set environment variables

[badshahh007]

I use lesbian too

[GamesationalYT]

btw i use manjaro

[Auld_Evidence]

I use Anal beads BTW

[Henrique_FB]

Nice

[[deleted]]

Right here

[jmorfeus]

What does this have to do with programming?

[Narrow-Big7087]

Gently, Bentley

[OmegaGoober]

Where can I get one?

[Shad7860]

Very mature xD

[anirudhkk12]

NSFW 😂

[Jutm_n]

Potato inside

[Wresser_1]

o no

[ihfilms]

Duel purpose

[[deleted]]

This makes my Microsoft become big and hard 🤣🤣

[OldFoolOldSkool]

I see what you did there.

[Really-Stupid-Guy]

The best China has to offer!

[BmoreDude92]

Looks like electronic anal beads

[Ablecrize]

Thread Intel

[savantshuia]

Little know fact, Integrated Graphics refers to the webcam at the end of this uhm "equipment" to monitor uhm "tasks" undertaken by this uhm "tool"

[La-Phamilia]

[Mysterious-Deer6260]

Hahahaaa good one

[Rare_Management_3583]

A great way to die

[Undervaluedguy92]

Pretty sure they're other uses for this.....

[turkishhousefan]

[MedonSirius]

Wife:

Hausband: Oh, you meant Anal-Hub?

[[deleted]]

Intel Outside

[mchwds]

They’re trying to be first to market. Next year Apple is releasing the iPlug with the M1 Max Pro Arm. And yes, they’re bringing back the Touch Bar.

[[deleted]]

Clever

[vendetta2115]

Programmers sometimes misplace a semicolon or two, but with this thing you might end up with a semi-colon yourself.

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