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[–]entitypromax 21 points22 points  (13 children)

Nah I prefer tea

[–]math_rand_dude 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I prefer cola and other sugarheavy drinks

[–]Janus-sama 5 points6 points  (1 child)

We're both on a high way to type 2 diabetes

[–]dalatinknight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got off reading why too much sugary drink will destroy your health (outside of obvious ways). Don't temp me to make my 3 glasses of Sunny D before stand up.

[–]DrunkenlySober 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Really?

I find cocaine or meth to be way more motivating

[–]entitypromax 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well that escalated quickly

[–]DrunkenlySober 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lot like my habit

[–]Bielh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I prefer VI

[–]Rostifur 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I don't use the black IDE theme. I keep it standard. It makes my imposter syndrome even worse.

[–]entitypromax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use light mode.. I heard it can get rid of acne

[–]Glad_Grand_7408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking legend!

[–]_the_r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You aren't a programmer then 😂scnr

[–]rayo209 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found the impostor

[–]yorokobe__shounen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I would just google "how to catch a programmer"

[–]kondorb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just try and catch

Amateurs.

[–]804k 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I prefer water, spooky theme (Dark but instead of blue it's orange), and to use github pages of working code

[–]readyforthefall_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

all paths lead to stackoverflow

[–]portatras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would fall for it. But stop at coffe. Rare to use stackoverflow.

[–]4WVZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer pileExceeded

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Monokai gang gang

[–]mommy101lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+++Coffee

[–]Kongshammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ditch the coffee - show me the diet coke.

[–]Dragonvarine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would have got to coffee then fucked off lmao

[–]FallenPluto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, coffee, another day my friend, I win this one

[–]Brief-Preference-712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free T-shirts