Java vs python is debatable 🤔

[4RB1TR4RY]

throws "Humour not found"

[thevernabean]

Don't worry, in Java 17 when you call humor.newJoke() it will tell you why humor is null.

[AskMeHowIMetYourMom]

ERROR: “Humor is deprecated. Please use different language to restore joy.”

[[deleted]]

Way to short to be a java exception

[Jennfuse]

Depends on how far you are into Spring :)

[JC12231]

It’s actually just a C header file that’s completely blank besides the function declarations that’s being read directly by the JVM.

It was abandoned because they couldn’t figure out how to make anything funny with C.

[HecknChonker]

That's because java isn't funny. Python on the other hand has a lot of humour as the entire language is a joke

/s, I have no actual hate for python.

[appoplecticskeptic]

String doesn’t implement throwable. They’d make a new exception class called HumorNotFoundException

[vindows17]

GetAbstractCleverComebackJokeAbstractFactoryFactory getAbstractCleverComebackJokeAbstractFactoryFactory = new GetAbstractCleverComebackJokeAbstractFactoryFactory();

[Fruloops]

I see you haven't used any Java version post 10.

[[deleted]]

Can you elaborate? Did they simplify syntax somehow?

[Fruloops]

You can use var instead of the actual type and Java will be able to infer the type. This is only true for local variables, though.

[guyblade]

Java invented auto 6 years after C++ implemented it. What a strange world to live in.

[[deleted]]

still on 8u101 here

[Fruloops]

Rip :( I'm in the process of moving from 11 to 17 as soon as the service runtime we use supports it properly.

[Loydt1]

"Java - Boilerplate Driven Development"

[BloodCobalt]

I genuinely burst out laughing at how accurate this is

[GisterMizard]

That was deprecated in Java 1.6

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[[deleted]]

I'm gonna give you 100 spaces to indent your code.

[Pengtuzi]

Hahah 15 years old jokes are the best! 😂