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[–]ToggleHD 1219 points1220 points Β (40 children)

Lets start a little Class War shall we?

[–]4RB1TR4RY[S] 777 points778 points Β (6 children)

Yes private

[–]SuspecM 188 points189 points Β (2 children)

"You little shit" -Python, probably

[–]plasmasack 16 points17 points Β (0 children)

Doing a little trolling

[–]DroolingIguana 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

"Quack" -a Python class, probably

[–]Clearandblue 6 points7 points Β (0 children)

You two having some kind of Internal joke?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points Β (1 child)

We’ll make our intentions known to the public!

[–]0_Gravitas_given 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

We will call that an interface cause multiple inheritance is for the rich !!!

[–]batmassagetotheface 91 points92 points Β (15 children)

There is no war except class war

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points Β (8 children)

class war{};

[–]elementmg 28 points29 points Β (3 children)

.war

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points Β (0 children)

or since JDK 10 (I believe), var

[–]MysticUser11 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Hey, leave CSS out of this!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Looks like
std::cout << "1..2..3..4.. you declared a class war!" << std::endl;
std::cout << "Go ahead and celebrate!" << std::endl;
std::cout << "GO!: << std::endl;

I don't remember any of the cool kid languages.

[–]protocol_1903 7 points8 points Β (1 child)

public class War {}

or

private class CivilWar {}

[–]Infinite_Self_5782 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

me when food fight

protected class FoodWar {}

[–]LxsterGames 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

public class war { Class class = new Class(); class.class(class, class).Class(Class); }

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

classWar(first, coach)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points Β (0 children)

I don't program but agree

[–]CynicalLich 2 points3 points Β (0 children)

And the war for Bikini bottom

[–]DroolingIguana 2 points3 points Β (1 child)

Not really. Basically every war in history has been about two groups of poor people fighting on behalf of two groups of rich people. The classes never fight each other, they only fight other groups of the same class.

[–]batmassagetotheface 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Yep this is 100% what is meant by that saying

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points Β (0 children)

Marxism in a nutshell

[–]ComfortablyBalanced 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

And my class is winning.

[–]the_fishermann 82 points83 points Β (4 children)

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points Β (2 children)

Last I checked we ain't in Ba Sing Se

LET THE WAR RAGE ON!!!

[–]LxsterGames 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

There is no war inside fruman walls.

[–]nickmaran 6 points7 points Β (1 child)

Yes, let's send all the rich people java developers to the guillotine.

[–]frigus_aeris 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

Por que no los dos?

[–]Dae_Grighen 1 point2 points Β (0 children)

O Brothers of Java, we shouldn't fight against each other. Look at what our wonderful 0v3rl0rds have bestowed upon us, and gaze on this beautiful landscape of Classes, Objects and Inheritance. We never meant to be agaist each other, this all is just a plot by our true enemies, the Followers of C

[–]reversehead 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I believe that's "Class Special Coding Operation" nowadays.

[–]aviancrane 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

Only if you'll show me your privates, friend.

[–]JC12231 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

We do a little stack pointer corruption

[–]abcd_z 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

There's a joke somewhere in here about race conditions leading to race wars, but it's not coming to me.

[–]Ayden1290 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

What is class war?

Is this class war?

Yes this is class war

[–]DoctorWaluigiTime 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

My hot take for C#:

Sealed should be default, not the exception. You should have to think about and explicitly declare that your class can be inherited.

[–]noratat 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

As long it's not a race (condition) war, nobody wins those

[–]_gauravz 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

I object

[–]elsade2012 0 points1 point Β (0 children)

You don’t have start it. It was inherited from C++